Thursday, July 01, 2004
"But I Lurve Him!"
Ugh! Not only does the “pop” whore Britney teach little girls how to act like the biggest sluts this side of Betty Paige, now she’s teaching them how to act like the biggest idiots when it comes to relationships.
This time, she’s marrying for love, Britney Spears said of her recent engagement to dancer Kevin Federline. “Marrying Kevin was the last thing I was thinking about doing”...
... Spears, 22, and Federline, 26, began dating a few months ago...
Would someone please explain to me why these morons in Hollywood feel the need to rush right into things and make a complete ass spectacle of themselves? They began dating a few months ago....a few months ago fer cripes sake! Is the world ending soon? Is there a sale at Macy’s for married people only? I mean, seriously, what’s wrong with waiting a few...oh, I don’t know...years??!
Federline popped the question on an airplane while flying with Spears from Ireland to New York after the European leg of her tour. “I’d known for a while that she’s the one,” he says.
He “popped” the question to her after Britney has just asked him for his hand in wedded nightmare bliss just moments before. He said, “No.” Perhaps visions of dollar signs then began rolling through his head? I mean, he’s just a throw away dancer...one injury and he’s screwed. Latch on to an insanely rich lip syncher singer..hey, life is set even if it doesn’t work out.
Oh, ya think I’m being too hard on the guy? Really?
Federline, who performed as a backup dancer for Justin Timberlake, Spears’ former boyfriend, previously was involved with Shar Jackson, star of TV’s “Moesha.” They have a 2-year-old daughter and are expecting another baby.
I think not.
Jackson [said] that “after I meet her (Britney) and everything’s cool, we can be one big happy family."
How touching. Excuse me, I think I’m going to vomit.
Spears says she plans to meet Federline’s daughter and wants children of her own someday. “I’m not pregnant. (But) I definitely want to have some kids. I see myself with four or five.”
She adds: “We’re starting with a dog. I just got a Maltese named Lacy.
I fear for the future.
Seems you can take the whore out of the trash but you can’t take the trash out of the whore. Just ask Madonna. Oh, excuse me, Esther. Whatever.
