Sunday, February 22, 2009

Chump Change

How many of you do or have ever worked for tips?  If you have this experience, you know that some people in this world can be total jerks about tipping.  You understand how insulting it is to have someone throw change your way as your tip. 

The way I feel when some assclown gives me his loose change as my tip is the way I feel about St. Hope and Change’s “stimulus” tax cut.  Whoop de doo.  Thirteen whole dollahs a week.  Oh, Lord, help me control myself with this windfall. 

There go my dreams of becoming a raging alcoholic so that I can eventually play my “victim” card allowing me to sit at home on my ever expanding ass, day in and day out, having my way paid for me, especially my soon to be free health care, by the taxpayers who are too stupid to sit down and stop working, themselves.  Damnit, St. Hope and Change!  How in the hell will I become a substance abusing victim with only $65 a month?  You moron!  You were supposed to help us change!

Meanwhile, Congress voted for a $4100 raise for themselves.

I wonder what Miss “He’s Going To Pay For My Gas And Mortgage” Twit thinks of this.  That’s not even half a tank, idiot. 

I still can’t believe people voted for this mess we call our new administration.