Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Dear Spammers And People I Detest
Letter One:
Dear Spammers:
It has come to my attention that you are in love with my site so much that you will spend hours upon hours leaving your trackings to advertise your webpage. Unfortunately, the rules, my rules, the rules of Serenity’s Journal, (should you have forgotten whose site this is, please see top banner), are that since I have to pay for this site, if you wish to advertise, you will need to pay for such.
Because I am a thoughtful and caring individual, I am willing to sacrifice a comment space or trackback for $50 per comment or trackback. Offer not negotiable and prices may rise in the future depending on demand. If you are interested, please let me know and we can work out how many posts you wish to advertise on and I will allow them to appear once your payment has cleared my bank account.
Until that time, comments and trackbacks will remain closed to you as nothing in this life is free. Thank you for stopping by and have a nice day.
Letter Two:
Dear People I Detest:
Well, some of those very people will no longer have access to this site as I’m a bitch and have redirected their IPs to a very special page all about the joys of male on male anal sex. That’s right kids. I’ve had it with people spying on me who claim to hate me and talk shit about me behind my back to everyone we know mutually without telling them the entire truth: That YOU, yes you, were complete and total assholes and by the way, I’m sure many would be thrilled to know how some begged and pleaded for money on their sites when they had just purchased big ticket items not a month before. As time goes on, I will be redirecting a few more. In other words: Fuck. You.
To AOL members on dial up: Unfortunately for you, some of you may come across the redirect page because you don’t have a static IP and I have banned a lot of AOL IP addresses. Before you get all huffy and puffy and try to blow my house down, try again on a different IP. If you have tried 10 times or more and cannot get to the page, email me. I’ll tell you the truth.
Now then. Not only have I rid myself of something that has been weighing me down for far too many years, (see below post), I’m also ridding myself of the complete and total fuckwads I’ve met while blogging/journaling/writing. You see, I’m sick of some of you people’s shit. Let me remind you again...this is like being invited into my home. If you want to act like a prick to me in my own home, I will be tossing your nasty, lying, rude ass out into the filthy gutters in the street. I hope a dog pisses on you while you’re down.
To everyone else: Things are going to be so much nicer around here. Once I get the spammers to start paying for their advertising and once I am rid of the blood sucking nits who have soiled these pages in the past, I will be able to re open comments once again.
Hot damn it feels good to throw out the maggot ridden trash. Ciao my pets.
