Wednesday, March 31, 2004
Directions
This is your final boarding call:

The signs above are the ones you will see as you leave the airport in the metropolis of Sere as noted here on this map of Bloggahland. They will aid you in finding your way around our beautiful, free city.
Throw away those toxins that have filled you from listening to hours and hours of so called “free thinkers” and “peace” activists. You will not be subject to mindless drivel, rhetoric or empty threats by the Left in our town.
Your rights will never be infringed upon and no one will dramatize the most trivial issues in an effort to gain air time. There is no such thing as, “I’m so offended and need to take you to court to win millions of dollars because I think I’ve found a loophole in the system and I don’t feel like actually working to earn my way through life, rather, I’d like to sit on my fat, bloated and idiotic ass and feed off of everybody’s elses hard work....and I don’t care if it offends them because all that matters is ME ME ME!” and there are no PC police in this thriving burg.
Sit back, relax and enjoy the company of your fellow man as you are able to debate current issues in calm, adult like manners. Compare fire arms and other such weapons. Know that you are safe to be a business owner and thrive as a capitilist. We offer many beautiful parks and recreation areas to take your Jeeps, SUVs or other 4WD vehicles off roading without the constant bleating of an environmentalist in your ear. In fact, here in Sere, we ask that you do not recycle. We simply round up the garbage and haul it over to MCoL where a multitude of Lefties stream to the pile and separate the glass from the cardboard and the rest of the trash. Consider it like a work release program, courtesy of the VRWC.
These are just a few examples of the serenity you will find within the walls of our most wonderful city. We are positive that you will delight in the many other riches we have to offer and the absolute, 100% Liberal free peace of mind.
---All tourists and other visitors please take note that the gates to the city have an approximate two hour wait. All bags will be searched as well as your person. We are extremely thorough in our checking of citizens and travelers as we are in close proximity to the mental institution formally known as Moonbat Colony of Leftieland.
---All current members of the Left or Democratic Party will need three forms of identification, 10 referrals, an essay on their opinions of the current president, why they vote Democrat, their feelings about terrorism, the war in the ME and their thoughts on drilling in Alaska. Additionally, before admittance into Sere, a background check will be conducted on the person interested in visiting the city and they must show proof that they have read Ayn Rand’s “Atlas Shrugged.” No exceptions will be allowed.
We thank you for your patience and know you will have a most pleasant stay here in Sere, co. Amazon, VRWC H4T3 TH3 L3FT
[Bloggahland map courtesy of the Politburo Diktat and hat tip: Pixy Misa for the sign maker linkage.]
<--- Here Endeth The Lesson


