Thursday, September 08, 2011
Face Palm
There are some weird, fucking strange people in this world. I go to a forum about dogs and I just read someone talking about how her dog wet her panties. That is, the dog wet the panties it was wearing.
WTF?!
Dog panties?! Why does a dog need to wear panties and why is anyone a) admitting that their dog wears panties and b) telling the world that their dog wet their panties like it’s a child?
So, I had to look this up on the internets. There’s fricken dog panties for sale everywhere! With bows! And lace! And designs and Buzz Lightyear!
You’ve got to be kidding me.
Do people realize that dogs are DOGS and not humans? This seriously hurts my brain.
These are the same people who get on my ass because I used a prong collar when training the boy dog to heel, damnit, fricken HEEL! They said I was “stabbing” my dog. They said I was “abusing” and “being cruel” to my dog. The fuck I was. If the tool is used correctly, it is not mean and cruel. It tells the dog, “Hey, I said, ‘heel’ mother fucker, and I mean it.” I had to use it a total of 3-4 times. Now? I can walk my dog without a fricken leash or any collar at all.
Meanwhile, their dogs are counter surfing, disobeying them, running off and not coming back when called, bribed to do things for the owner, (clicker and treats), and wearing soiled panties.
But I’M the idiot.
Yah.
Ok.
Fucking tools.
Oh and yes, I know they can go in to heat, the answer is, spay your fucking dog, not put panties on it. >smack!<
