Sunday, July 01, 2007

Have I Told You Lately That I'm Not Impressed?

Ok, so...you stood in line for hours or days for the new iPhone.  Hurray for you.  I personally think that’s the stupidest thing to do for a phone.  I might understand standing in line for the chance at a free car or some big wad of cash but a phone? 

Yes, yes, I know, it does all this and that and has all these melodious bells and flashy lights.  Great.  That’s lovely.  How hip and cool you are.

But guess what?  I am not impressed with you.

Regardless, I am happy that you are happy that you got your little new gadget.  Congratulations.

NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT!