Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Idiot Human
Dog Toys:
Indestructible Kong - $7.99: Sniffed at. Ignored.
Grab bag of deer antlers in various sizes, 6 total - $17.99: Chewed on for one day.
Frisbee - $9.99: Played with for 10 minutes.
Various stuffed toys - $4.99 - $12.99: Obliterated in 5 minutes.
Rope toys - $6.99: Played with for 20 minutes.
Mind stimulating puzzle game - $14.99: Played with for 15 minutes.
Various rubber chew toys - $5.99 - $15.99: Ignored.
Milk cartons, water jugs, cereal boxes, paper, plastic bags, my paycheck, the cat litter box, my socks, the cats, 20 oz Diet Coke bottles, the garbage can - free after use: Endless hours of entertainment, you totally rule the universe, please may we have some more, whee! what fun, huzzah, love, love, love! Bark!
Cat Toys:
Fuzzy mice filled with catnip - $4.29 for a package of 6: Played with for one week.
Remote control mouse - $15.99: Played with for 10 minutes until mouse flipped over.
Cat tree - $100.00: Played with for four months.
Various colored plastic balls with bells inside - $6.99 for a package of 4: Played with for 30 seconds.
Cloth and feathers on end of stick - $5.99: Played with for 10 minutes.
Aluminum foil rolled in to balls after use in cooking, plastic caps from milk and water jugs, paper bags, plastic bags, the couch, rubber bands, loose change, under the covers on the bed, the freshly washed, dried and folded laundry waiting to be put away, unsuspecting insect in house, lint - free: Non stop action, all day, every day, zOmG! These are the best toys, evah!!! Meow!
Hundreds of dollars spent and they prefer the packaging. I’m an idiot.
