Friday, December 31, 2010
If Every Day Could Be Like Today
This was a very, very, very, very good day.
I woke up this morning to find that He of the Shitty Underpants....is GONE! Boo-Yah! I have been in such a great mood all day because of it. Nothing could destroy my good mood, not even the twats that I work with. And when I got home, I thoroughly enjoyed it...still am. And when I finally get another day off, (two, preferably), I’m going to enjoy the shit out of the fact that HofSU is gone, gone, gone, gone, GONE. Huzzah!
And if things couldn’t get any better, my very first tour today was a large family of 23. They were Indians, (from India type Indians), and apparently the mom was in charge of everything. Well, Mom decided she really liked me and thought I was the funniest thing. I had a great time giving them the tour, they were a blast and at the end, the mom very discreetly handed me my tip. Because of the way she did it, I didn’t look at it right away, (which I usually do), and tucked it in my pocket. I thought it might be 20 bucks or something but she was so discreet, it would have been rude to look at it in front of her.
It wasn’t until I was loaded with another tour and halfway down the channel that I decided to pull the money out of my pocket to look.
It was a fricken hundred dollar bill.
Boo. Fucking. Yah.
So, today has been a fabulous day. I feel like I’ve got a great Christmas present and wonderful New Year coming since I don’t have a shitty, drunk ass neighbor anymore. No more door slamming every 10 seconds! No more loud, obnoxious conversations on the cell phone in the yard right outside my window! No more BBQ grill right outside my window sending poisonous carbon monoxide in to my place. No more stupidity. No more Cops. No more ambulances. No more drama! Yay! Yay, yay, yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s so quiet right now. It’s so peaceful. Aaaaaah.
Now, if we could just get rid of a few co-workers, life would be pretty damn pleasant.
Oh, and HotSU got his fucking Karma. Ha ha bitch!
