Sunday, November 02, 2003

Innocent Question

By the way, on Halloween night, is it wrong to swipe candy from the Trick or Treat bowl when no one is looking and then ten minutes later loudly claim that there are only seven pieces of candy left and perhaps we should turn out the light and go to the bar, thus securing yourself an additional seven pieces of chocolatey, bite sized goodness for later?

Not that I would have dreamt of doing such a thing.  I’m just askin’.