Wednesday, December 10, 2003
Keep Your Sanity: A Guide On Where To Live
Oh, I could have used this guide a good decade ago but I am pleased to see more “Conservative Friendly” cities than the other list.
Stay Far, Far Away From Those Cities On The Left.
I think it’s hilarious that Houston, TX is on both lists. Make up your damn minds you freaks. Hmmm....Miami is on the “Unfriendly to Liberal Lunatics” list....really? Oh please tell me this is true.
To any and all far left extremists: If you are looking for a new place to live, I ASSURE you, you will be insanely happy in Seattle. Your kind is running around all over the place up there. Even your Senators and Representatives are lunatics. (Examples: Patty Murray, Maria Cantwell)
To any and all Right Thinking Individuals: If you haven’t been paying attention to any of my posts over the past 8 months, DO. NOT. MOVE. TO. SEATTLE. if you enjoy your peace of mind and lowered blood pressure. Until they make it legal to pick off screeching moonbats, you will want to stay away from there. Do NOT be fooled by its appearance. The Pacific Northwest is gorgeous, stunning and can be breathtaking but I assure you, the %$#@! granola munching, tofu and sprouts eating, tree hugging, filthy, hippies will drive you over the brink.
In case you weren’t convinced: Think “Our Lady of the Pancake”, Rachel “Bulldozer” Corrie. She was from the PNW. Think PETA. Think ALF. This area isn’t filled with just Democrats, no, because that would be bearable, annoying, but bearable. (I will say this once and one time only: Not all Democrats are fucking idiots, I KNOW this. I am aware that there a handful of intelligent ones out there. Anytime I talk about the Left in my posts, I’m talking about the moronic buffoons who throw a tantrum and basically have themselves a hissy fit everytime something doesn’t go their way. I’m talking about the type that use violence to get their message of Peace across. (Before anyone begins commenting in a crazy fury, let me remind you that there IS a difference between breaking windows in stores, looting, kicking their signs down, holding up traffic, blocking people from getting to work, home or wherever they need to go, burning buildings, forests, property, bullying or disobeying the police, disrupting the peace, stealing and any other type of vandalism those on the far left do and a soldier who is fighting for a country’s freedom or protecting a country from a dictator spawn or tyrant. If you are too inept to realize this, I’m talking about you too.) I’m talking about the type that use Strawmen arguments at every opportunity. I’m talking about the type that act like my former upstairs hippy neighbors...the kind that will buy anything that is said to them in the media because they actually believe that if it’s on t.v., DVD, magazine, radio or newspaper, that it is the truth. I’m talking about the kind that follow along with whatever their peers say, (oh yes, there are plenty of Conservatives who do that as well....I don’t particularly like those types either). I’m talking about the type who, really, do cry, whine, complain, spit, froth, kick, shove, push, antagonize and then run away screaming that they were abused when you put them in their place. You might laugh at my descriptions, you might think I’m being creative, I’ve had people email me and tell me how funny and creative my descriptions of the Left are...The sad part is, I’m not joking. This is reality. I’m not exaggerating, I’m not embellishing, I’m not making this up. (I’ll leave that little trick to the Left.)
Think WTO riots in Seattle. Those are the assplows I’m talking about. Those are the fools I refer to when I say, “the left, the liberals, the moonbats, the tinfoil hat brigade”, etc. Oh, and most of the trolls who come here. I’m talking about them too.) What resides in Seattle are the feebleminded, chuckleheaded, cretins who ooze desperate, viscious, wild-eyed, righteous indignation...all in the name of “Pace”. Oh, and like, there are tons of “pot smokers man, cause dude, like, weed is fucking cool man. It’s 4:20....hahaha....cough, cough, cough.....dude, I’m like cracking myself up. Woah....duuuuude, chill, sit down...have a toke man...::wheezing laughter::...right on!” (Yes, they really do talk like that.) Consider yourself warned.
[link thanks to Darth Monkeybone]
