Tuesday, May 15, 2007
No! Really?
Once again, Miami has won. We have won for having the worst, God awful moronic drivers in the entire country.
How Many Entries Have I Written About This?
MIAMI (May 15) - For the second consecutive year, rude Miami drivers have earned the city the title of worst road rage in a survey released Tuesday.
Their mothers must be so proud. I think I’m gonna tear up.
Miami motorists said they saw other drivers slam on their brakes...
Yes, because they are cock smokers who think they’re “proving a point”! You proved to me that not only are you NOT Mensa material, you also have fancied thoughts of riding around in a wheel chair because that’s what’s going to happen when I plow in to the back of your car. Don’t play chicken with me, I don’t have a hell of a lot to lose.
...run red lights...
When I first moved here, that was a huge shock to my system just how blatantly the people here do this....and not just as the light turned red but a good 10 seconds after! And they honk at YOU!
...and talk on cell phones, according to AutoVantage, a Connecticut-based automobile membership club offering travel services and roadside assistance.
In this shallow town, everyone is EXTREMELY important and YOU better take notice! Look at them! Look at all the friends they have! Look how very popular and important they are! They turn the key and open the phone...it’s almost like a requirement or the car won’t go.
...South Miami resident Erik Pinto told The Associated Press that he has probably seen every bad driving habit on Miami’s roads.
“You don’t want to know what I’ve seen,” Pinto said. “I’ve seen everything. I’m from L.A., and we don’t see the crazy drivers that you see here."
Check my archives...I’VE mentioned them.
...The most courteous drivers can be found in Portland, Ore.; Pittsburgh; the Seattle-Tacoma area...
Ok, hold the horses. Yes, Seattle is so damn courteous that they all drive 10 miles UNDER the speed limit, let everyone, their mother, dog and its fleas cut in line, “Oh...go ahead! Oh you too! Go on! There’s room for everyone!” and you end up 20 cars back from where you started. You never get anywhere, you’d get there faster if you drove in reverse. And that? Causes problems. And do not make me remind you about the tool shed who decided to stop and admire the rainbow during rush hour traffic.....too much courtesy is almost as bad as the whack jobs in this town.
...The most frequent cause of road rage cited in the survey was impatient motorists.
No. It comes from having to deal with twits who have their brains shoved up their backsides. The selfish, rude, arrogant, snotty, impatient, dangerous fucknozzles who flood the roads every single day. I mean, come on....don’t they say ‘practice makes perfect’ ? You would think that if you do something EVERY DAMN DAY you MIGHT have grasped how the hell to do it right by now?!?!?!?! Am I really asking and hoping for too much? REALLY???
Drivers also said road rage can stem from poor driving in fast lanes and driving while stressed, frustrated or angry.
Der. See above for definitions of “frustrated” and “angry”. You put my life in jeapordy because you’re an asscow, yah, I tend to get JUST A HAIR stressed!
"The best piece of advice is to take a deep breath. Slow down, be aware and be careful”...
No. The best piece of advice is to be aware of who deserves an ass beating, slam on the gas, ram the fucker off the road, get out of your car and cram the steering column down his throat. Then you take a deep breath, calmly get back in to your car and drive home.
That is, thinking about it, imagining it, always makes me feel better.
