Tuesday, October 12, 2004
Note To Self
Dear Self:
It is not necessary to scrub the house from top to bottom just because the maids are coming tomorrow. That is their job. Nok it off.
It is also not necessary to wash the dishes before putting them into the dishwasher. That’s why it’s called a dishwasher.
Think, Serenity, think! What would a rich person do? Lessee...it’s after noon, almost 2pm. Why, I bet they’d have a drink right about now. Excellent choice and now you’re halfway there to living life like the wealthy.
I deserve it too cause the house is really clean right now. I wonder what the maids will do tomorrow. Maybe they can have a drink with me.
Krist I’m bored. I wish one of those bastards would just call up and hire me already. I’ll be back after the final debate. For now, I’m going to attack the bottle of Baileys.
[by the way] The number one Google search to my page today contains the following: In What State Is It Illegal To Throw Your Computer Across The Street At Your Neighbor
And I thought I was bored.
