Thursday, June 23, 2011

Now It's My Turn To Play

Yah, I know people have done this before but I haven’t and I’m anxious to see if I’ll get a reply.  Here’s the spam/scam mail I was sent and my reply afterwards:

From: “debtoffice01@freenet.de”
Sent: Wed, June 15, 2011 12:55:40 AM
Subject: CONTACT TNT COURIER FOR YOUR PACKAGE

Our Ref: FGN /SNT/STB

Your Ref: SNT/ATM/822

Dear Beneficiary,

This is to officially inform you that The United Nations in Affiliation with BRS Bank have agreed to compensate you with the sum of $1.300,000.00 USD in a ATM VISA CARD, for self support and to help individuals to own a self charity organization also for you to build your Personal Company/organization so as to help the less privileged.

This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract, inheritance sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems and the World financial Crisis etc. We found your name in the list of those who are to benefit from these compensation exercise and that is why we are contacting you

Your personal identification number is 2911. Provide the following details and forward to the delivery officer of TNT Courier Company;

TNT COURIER DELIVERY SARL. BENIN REP.

Name: Rev.Silas Onore

E-mail:(tntpostal@superposta.com)

Tel:+229 99-80-54-61

.Your name (In Full):

.Delivery Address:

.Phone Number (s)

.Sex:

.Age:

.Occupation

.Valid Identification Document:

The Yellow Tag for the Atm Visa Card has be paid, the only little charges you will pay to the courier service is Security Keeping fee of $195. which will ensure immediate delivery of your Atm Visa Card to your home address.

Regards,

Mrs Estain Abatt

Payment Committee

Cc: UN/BRS

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And here is my reply....man I hope they answer:

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To: debtoffice01@freenet.de

zOMG!  Really?!?!  You want to give me 1.3 million dollars?!  WOW!  Praying DOES work!

See, I am currently unemployed thanks to the idiots who voted for all the liberals in this world, (did you do that, too?), and have been trying to find a way to get some money since I consider myself one heck of a charity case.  I went so far as to get down on my kneecaps by my bed and pray, every night for God to send me a giant bag of money....and here you are!  God loves me!

Ok, so, I can’t give you my “current occupation” unless you consider couch surfing an occupation in which case I will gladly write that in.

Also, what do you mean, “Valid Identification Document”?  Is that like asking me for “my papers”?  Ooh, I feel so WWII!  Are you from Germany?  Is that why you asked me for those?  ‘Vere are yor paperssssss!” Heehee, you silly Germans.

Anyway, I figure you already know my name since you “found it on a list” so there’s no need for me to waste time writing that in.  Also, since you somehow figured out this email address that I hardly ever use, you must be clever enough to find out my phone number so no need to add that in.  If there’s anything I dislike it’s wasting time.  And from what I understand, you don’t either.  Right?  The trains are always on time in Germany!  I get you.  No, I GET you.

As for my gender, should be pretty easy to figure out from my name, no sense in spending time there and of course, I always lie about my age.  I’m afraid I won’t stop lying about it even for 1.3 million dollars.  Sorry but I have my sensibilities, see.

So, that about covers it!  Anything else you need or do you just want to send me the 1.3 million now?  As for the fee, why don’t you go ahead and take that out of my 1.3 million dollars.  Seems kinda dumb to ask me for $195 when you have 1.3 million of my money sitting right there!

I give you permission to take that “courier” fee out of my 1.3 million.  So I guess I’ll be getting a check for 1, 299, 805, right?  KOOL! 

Thanks!!!!

Sincerely,

You Know Who!  HAHA!  (long distance head noogie)