Tuesday, October 26, 2004
Now With Only Half The Scarring
Dear Listerene:
Thank you for listening to your customer’s concerns when dealing with your original recipe for mouth wash. Your marketing and advertising departments did a fantastic job and got me into the store to give you a second chance with the promise of a kinder, gentler rinse.
And it is. Now instead of suffering what feels like 3rd degree burns by molten lava swirling around inside of my mouth, you have taken it down a notch to the, “blistered by a blast of the blow torch” level. And I thank you. I predict in about a week, the numbness will subside and I will no longer dribble soup down the front of my shirt as the feeling in that region returns.
~Signed
A Returning Customer Who Believes You When You Say It Kills
