Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Slap Your Parents

Seriously, there are some nasty mother fuckers in this world.  I was just at the store and was strolling around, picking things out, minding my own business when I rounded a corner to a family; mother, father and fat, brat son in the dairy aisle.

Because they would not get the hell out of the way, I witnessed them do something foul.  They had picked up a carton of some sort of dairy product, the kind with the little cap on the side like some orange juice containers have.  They had undone this cap, pulled out the foil and were passing it around, taking drinks out of it.

After all three had a few tastes, they decided they didn’t like it and put it back on the shelf for someone else to buy.  Fucking.  Disgusting.  Classless.  Lowlife.  Scumsucking.  Pigs!

Kids, I shouldn’t have to tell you this but please ensure that anything you buy is SEALED because apparently to some neanderthals, it is perfectly fine to sample the goods in the grocery store.  Sanitation be damned!