Wednesday, July 30, 2003
Summer is Hell
For G-d's sake, please send some rain! Now I know how my hamburger feels when I stick it in the oven and hit "broil".Anyway, which one of these should I do?
1) Order an ice sculpture in the shape of a chair...sit in it all day.
2) Fill bathtub with ice cubes.
3) Place underwear in the vegetable drawer of the refridgerator a few hours before putting them on.
4) Drink a 7-11 Slushie too fast and get brain freeze
I wish I could put my whole house in the freezer.
Oh, math for those of you who don't know how to convert Celcius to Faranheit:
C(9/5)+32=F
I think my dog and I are gonna go run under the sprinklers now.
