Sunday, February 15, 2009
That About Sums It All Up Now Doesn't It
Kids, I am back. I have my new computer. I’ve actually had it a couple of days but decided to play around on it instead of write anything. I’m sure you understand.
Have had a lot I’ve wanted to say, most especially about this ridiculous joke of an administration but there is nothing in this world I can say that will put it quite like the following:
Remember those commercials for the St. Hope and Change coin? They were historic! They were brilliant!
Their website even says this: (I don’t wish to link them and give them any traffic so just look up “Obama Coin Collection” on google. You’ll find it.)
This historic collection is a tribute to progress and what makes America great. It includes the following:
* Four Special Edition Coins including real-life images capturing history on a Washington Dollar, a Kennedy Half Dollar, an Illinois Quarter and a Hawaii Quarter.
* FREE Obama Presidential Coin Collectors Album to store and display
* All coins are in brilliant condition
* Numbered Certificate of Authenticity
(Emphasis mine.) So people fell all over themselves to get one, after all, it’s their messiah! On a coin! Hope! Change! Yes We Can have these! Apparently, fucking with the gullible is what makes America great.
When you go to order, you’ll see this:
"Today, you’ll receive the special 4-coin Collectors Edition, including the Presidential Dollar and the JFK Half Dollar, each with the life like image of Obama as the man who changed the world, all for just $19.95 plus shipping and handling, covered by the 60-day money back guarantee."
Emphasis mine, again. And it should be a red flag. If you think about it, you might have figured out something wasn’t quite right. But who needs to think anymore with St. Hope and Change here to save us all.
No matter what I write for the rest of this fool’s time in office, it will never quite state precisely what this administration is about like this coin. Not everything is as it appears. (Really? REALLY? Perception is not reality? The hell you say! I’ve only said that eleventythousand times on this site!)
St. Hope and Change Coins Not Exactly What You Thought
Whoo, hoo! Only $19.95 for two dollars and a sticker? Hot damn, now that’s change I can believe in!
What can we expect when we have a clown in the White House? Enjoy your authentic “coins” and the next four years, those of you who voted for him. You deserve all the disappointment you get. And there will be much more just like this and worse.
Crayons.
