Sunday, January 25, 2009
That's IT! I'm Checking Out
For fuck’s sake!
Yes, kids, I have to start the entry that way. There is no other way to begin this. I’m going to go crazy. I’m going to go stark, raving mad.
So, there I was, minding my own business, INNOCENTLY looking on the internet for a Wii Fit that is in stock. That’s ALL I was doing. That’s it. Nothing else. I just want to get the Wii Fit so that when I move in to my new place, where I actually have the room to do this, I can begin getting myself in to some really good shape and have fun while doing so. (Cheaper than a gym membership, no having to deal with sweat left behind on the seat by some other inconsiderate, disgusting member, no driving, can do whenever I darn well please, no Barbie bitch telling me to “keep going, you’re almost there! TEE HEE!!!”, the benefits are endless...)
But No. NO! Nooooooooooooo! We can’t HAVE that now can we? NO!
We cannot escape this fucking messiah bullshit no matter where we go. NOwhere is safe. Not even when looking for a FUCKING GAME!
Check this shit out: Get OVER It, Already!
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After staring in shock, uttering the words, “What? The? FUCK?, I looked to see if there might be some GAME associated with this to make them title the package this way.
There is not. It’s just a regular Wii console package but they just HAD to name it that.
I ask again, is this all a joke? Where are the hidden cameras? WHERE? I don’t remember any Bush Family Nintendo packages back in 2000 or 2004. Christ on a pogo stick, cut this shit out already.
This country has lost its collective mind. Idiots!
The worst of all of this is that I was not only subject to this foolishness but I still didn’t find the Wii Fit in stock. Arrgghghghgghgghggghhh!!!!
Update Found the Wii Fit online, in stock for a really good price. And it wasn’t from these assholes.
