Wednesday, May 20, 2009
That's It, Never Again
I will never watch American Idol again. The very fact that the best fucking artist to ever appear on that show, EVER, (Adam Lambert), did not win tells me that this show is utter and complete shit.
The fact that the girl with the incredible voice, (Allison), was not in the top three tells me that this show is watched by millions of complete idiots.
I know a lot of you don’t care two whits about that show but I don’t care. I have enjoyed watching it from the first season when a co-worker told me how funny the auditions were. (They are.) And I was amazed at Kelly Clarkson’s voice. The girl gave me goosebumps with her voice. I missed season 3 but after Kelly, my interest in this show started to wane. However, this season we finally had some really talented singers. More than one. Finally. And that did NOT include the assmunch who just won. I cannot believe that the most annoying fuckfaced little twerp they had in the top 10 won that title. Ugh. After awhile, I just fast forwarded the DVR through his performances because he was so. damn. BORING.
I thought this was a singing talent show not a “likeZoMGhe’sthecutestboyIeverdidseeandIwanttomarryhimlikerightnowlikeIcan’tbreathehe’ssodreamyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!” contest.
Then again, this isn’t the first season that America has gotten it VERY wrong. Taylor Hicks? Are you fucking kidding me? Do you know that he’s only made $300,000 since he won? Whoo, that was a GREAT choice there, crayons!
America voted for St. Hope and Change and now their stupid spawn all voted for the pitchy, THE most boring, not nearly as talented as four other people in the top 10, twit.
This reveals two things:
The majority of Americans have no fucking taste.
The majority of Americans are complete morons.
Whatever, Adam Lambert got his exposure and he’ll make fucking millions now. And I bet he’ll make more than that moon faced yawn fest.
