Sunday, April 12, 2009

"The Governments Never Ending Thrist"

Did you know that refracted light was invented less than 20 years ago by the government who is using us all as guinea pigs in their thrist for energy sources?  Their “never ending thrist”?  As she records her sprinkler watering her lawn, a lady from California, (the state name alone should be ample warning for what you are about to witness), becomes alarmed when she sees a rainbow so close to the ground.  Before the government got involved, rainbows only happened around the sun and the moon.  She shares her thoughts on her unanswered questions:

“...what the heck is in our water supply, what the heck is in our oxygen supply, that creates a rainbow effect in a sprinkler?  What is oozing out of our ground, that allows this type of effect to happen?  ...This cannot be natural.  We all know, this wasn’t something that happened 20 years ago but now it’s happening now.  We as a nation have got to ask ourselves, ‘What the hell is going on?’ What is oozing out of our ground?”

Well, ma’am, that is a very good question and I have a very serious answer.  This is something that the government doesn’t want you to know.  That which is oozing out of our ground is a chemical compound known as Dihydrogen Monoxide and it can be dangerous, even lethal!  Do you think the government is going to hold a press conference about this?  Of course they aren’t!  They don’t want you to know these things because they make money off of this chemical compound.  They pump it through our pipes every day and make us pay for it!  Damn Commies!  Damn Commie leprechauns!  It’s all about lining their pockets, to hell with the citizens.

So raise that voice.  Lead the march to Washington demanding that they explain, exactly, what the hell they think they’re doing allowing Dihydrogen Monoxide to “ooze” from our ground.  Refuse to budge until they admit how they got refracted light so close to Earth.  How could they not think of the children?  Millions of children play in sprinklers, just like yours, in the summertime.  The dangers of earth bound rainbows and chemicals touching their precious, fragile skin!  Shame them for not warning the citizens of the planet.  Share your fancy camera angles with them.  Show them what you caught on film.  You have evidence!  Stand up.  Stand up I say and fight for your constituional rights!  We will be guinea pigs no more!  Thank God people like you are paying attention!