Wednesday, September 17, 2003
The Paooki In My Backyard
Gads. There are three paooki homes in the backyard and at first, I was tempted to go the usual routine and destroy them while laughing maniacally. However, as I stared at them, scratching at my mosquito bites, I felt torn. So, I came up with a plan.
I waltzed on over to them, (they are all three close in proximity) and had a discussion. I told the paooki that these were my conditions:
1) You stay the hell outside.
2) You do not try to build another web across anything where I may have to walk through.
3) You stay the hell outside.
4) You eat all these %$#@! mosquitos.
and 5) You stay the hell outside.
If you can follow these rules, I will not destroy your webs. But, if you step one, single hairy leg even a millimeter inside this house, you will DIE a horrible and merciless death!
I then asked if we had an understanding. They were obviously stunned into silence. I’ll keep you updated if need be.
