Wednesday, February 16, 2011

The Teething Continues

Yes, kids, it’s that time again.  It’s time for me to whine and complain about my slow growing wisdom tooth.  I think I do this about once a year, sometimes twice a year.  What’s ridiculous is that I started talking about it....what....7 years ago?  More?

AND I’M STILL TEETHING!

One fricken tooth has taken 7 plus years to finally pop through the gums.  It’s finally here!  It’s not all the way here, it’s just poked out a bit, sideways, (asshole tooth), and once again, I cannot open my mouth very far to eat, talk, breathe.....

What is also ridiculous is how old I am, still growing teeth, a tooth that has taken almost a decade to show.  Are we serious here? 

Most people would say to have it yanked but I think I should save it, sideways or not.  I mean, I’m getting to the age where I should start losing teeth...what if that new one is the only one I’ll have left?

Anyway, I know you were all dying to know this wisdom tooth update since I’ve had you on the edge of your seats for the past seven and a half years.  There you go.  I aim to please.  You are welcome.