Friday, December 26, 2008
Three Down, Two To Go
Unreal how fast Karma seems to be working. But first! An update! Remember the second dose of Karma? Well, apparently Karma wasn’t done with the asshole neighbor. See, after the whole ridiculousness on Christmas Eve, (which, unfortunately, yes, Ratzo Rizzo, it was the highlight of my Christmas...I know, it IS sad...but it’s still funny), the asshole neighbor had an electrical fire in their home last night. I heard a bunch of banging of the door about 9:30pm and thought, “Oh my GOD! You cannot be serious.” What was going on was that they were freaking out because of the electrical fire.
No, their establishment did not go up in flames but there’s damage and they are not here right now so it must have been extensive enough to keep them away for a bit. Oh. Darn.
On to Karma, Chapter 3:
The individual I refer to as Paris Hilton because he’s the biggest diva I’ve ever known in male form, had an issue with his psychotic girlfriend last night that apparently carried all the way to this morning. I didn’t hear the entire story but I did hear bits and pieces of it and I’ll tell you this much:
Glass was broken, windows, head lamps, PH was running around the entire neighborhood with a pipe, stick and/or a gun because he was so pissed off. Clothes were caked in mud and left hanging in the yard, all kinds of meelee. Whee! Merry Christmas in the Jerry Springerhood. Cops were called, they came out and again we had pretty lights and a parade for the holidays. Hurrah! Or should I say, Huzzah!
Look, again, I KNOW I’m not supposed to be enjoying this but......ah damnit all to hell, I am. Now, frankly, I think PH did not get quite the punishment he deserved since he did a LOT of damage to some people for running his dramatic, theatrical and jealous mouth but maybe more will come in the future. Who knows. What I do know is that these assholes who have been hurting some people are getting theirs and it’s all coming WAY faster than I ever anticipated. I didn’t think I would get to witness any of their Karma but I am and I am laughing on the inside. Frankly, I want more. I think they deserve much more and I would love to tell you the entire story, maybe one day I will, not just now and maybe you’ll understand, fully, why I think they deserve more. It’s more than some of you who have emailed me have any clue about. It’s not about just making my work life difficult, it’s MUCH more than that. MUCH more. They really did some intensive damage with their stupid fucking mouths and butting in to business that didn’t concern them because they all have SERIOUS issues, serious self esteem problems and have no fucking lives.
Whatever. I’m going to sit back and continue to watch Karma take hold. I don’t care what the “rule” is, I do not feel in the least bit sorry for any of these assholes. Whatever compassion or empathy I may have EVER had for these twats was tossed in to the cess pool when they fucked things up for a few people and hurt those people. Yes, including me. They can SUCK IT for all I care. And I do not care if more bad comes to them. I’ll never feel sorry for these pieces of shit. No matter WHAT happens to them.
It’s not that I’m an uncaring, cold hearted bitch. It’s that I leave people alone and when they mess with me and my life and things that are extremely important to me? Fuck. Them. Forever.
There is a time to forgive and forget and all that but sometimes? When people do things that are so incredibly cruel, fucked up and pointless? There is none of that.
If Karma should visit the last two, it’ll be a two for one because the last two are a couple. We’ll see if anything happens. That one? I may never see. I hope I do but I may not. And PH needs way more than he got. Again, patience is a virtue and everything comes full circle and time reveals all.
In the end, whether I witness it or not, I believe so strongly in Karma, that I know it will happen.
