Thursday, December 09, 2010
Tip For The Day
If it’s 54 degrees, windy, chill factor making it feel like less than 50 degrees and it’s raining, guess what?
IT WILL BE FUCKING COLD AND MISERABLE ON YOUR AIRBOAT TOUR!
If you cannot handle the cold and the wind and the rain...do not come out to the Everglades to take an airboat ride.
And most importantly, do not sit there, in the boat, as we get ready to leave the dock and answer, when I ask how you are, how so very damn cold you are, how horribly cold and wet you are, how you’re not happy because you are cold and wet.
I KNOW IT’S COLD AND WET, ASSHOLE!
I was warm and dry before your stupid ass showed up and bought tickets.
When you were driving out there, in your car, did you happen to, I don’t know, look out the fucking windows? Did you see the rain splattering on your windshield? Did you see the gray skies? Did you see the trees, blowing, in the wind? And when your sorry ass got out of your car, did you feel the ice cold? DID YOU?!
What on earth makes you think that it will be warmer and dryer on a fucking airboat ride through the wilderness? PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME.
And damn, you insipid pricks, tip your captain. We are freezing up there in our chairs, driving your stupid asses around to look at nothing because all of the animals are inside the brush, staying out of the rain and staying warm. IDIOTS!
I am wiped out. I forgot how working in the cold can take all of your energy. So now I’m home, in my pajamas, the heat going and I’m about ready to pass out....that’s the positive because I love that feeling but I’d rather not have to freeze my ass off all day long because a few morons can’t figure out it’s FUCKING COLD and WET before they purchase tickets.
