Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Total Morons

I can’t take any more stupidity.  It is sickening how fucking stupid some people are and they have the nerve to try to debate you.  Earlier, I was simply stating how I didn’t like the idea of cameras on every street corner, watching the public.  So this asshelmet says, “Look at it this way.  What if you got mugged....”

I said, “I wouldn’t get mugged.”

“Why wouldn’t you get mugged?”

“I can carry a weapon, I’m not going to get mugged.”

So of course now ass helmet wants to act like the tool shed that he is and says sarcastically, “Ok, not everyone can be as bad ass as you are...”

“It doesn’t have a thing to do with being bad ass.  It has everything to do with not walking around like a potential victim all the time.  Doing what I can to keep myself safe does not make me a ‘bad ass’ it makes me smart.”

He says again, dripping with sarcasm, “Ok...ooooooooook, not everyone can be a bad ass as you are, do you carry your gun around with you wherever you go?”

“That’s what a concealed carry permit is for.  Granted I can’t go in to places like a Post Office or other federal building, as an example, but wherever I can take it, the gun is there.”

“Oooooooh!  So you carry your gun everywhere....so if someone bumps in to you, you’re going to shoot them?”

Incredulous, I asked, “WHAT?  You asked me about someone mugging me, not someone bumping in to me.  I’m not an idiot and you don’t get concealed permits without training...it’s not like they come in Cracker Jacks boxes, God, you’ve GOT to be kidding me!  I know the difference between someone bumping in to me and someone mugging me.”

“Well you’re an idiot, you sound like an idiot, so you’re going to shoot someone who bumps in to you.”

“Oh.  My.  God.  This conversation is over.  First, you are using strawmen arguments trying to illustrate whatever ridiculous point you may have had and second, you just called me an idiot.  Fuck this and fuck you.”

“Oh you think you know everything.  Oh are you going to shoot me now?”

“You are so incredibly stupid I have no words.”, I said as I began to leave.

“What, are you going to shoot me?  You think you know everything?  No one can talk to you because you think you know everything.”

“Excuse me, jerk off, I know my rights and if you want to debate me on my rights, with your incredible lack of knowledge, you’re not going to win.  I also know how to handle a gun.  With the stories you just told me, apparently you do not.  Too bad if I intimidate you with my knowledge.  Take your strawman and shove it up your ass.”

“You think you know everything.  You don’t know anything.  You’re an idiot.  You’re a fucking idiot!”

I fucking hate liberals.  They despise reason and logic and they really, REALLY dislike it when you call them out on their backpeddling and strawmen arguments.  How DARE you not be fooled by their jump to conclusions and projections! 

I want McCain to win and I hope these assholes rise up and have their fucking revolt that they’ve been promising for so long.  Please do it.  Please.

Posted by Serenity at 02:09 PM
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