Serenity's Journal

Categories

• Animals/Pets

  • Adventures In Dog Sitting
  • An Open Letter To Stoopid Hooman
  • Angry Bovine
  • Animal Welfare
  • As I Suspected
  • Awesome Day
  • Awwww....
  • Bull Mourns
  • Cat Eats Bird
  • Cute Knut
  • Dear Kittens
  • Dear Mosquitos
  • Dewey Part The Second
  • Did He Get To Vote?
  • Dog Sitting--Lucky's Revenge
  • Dog Sitting-The Sequel
  • Dogs Best Friend
  • Dogs Love To Work
  • Drowning Dewey
  • Dumbass
  • Eeewww!
  • Enjoy Your Dinner Assholes
  • Evacuations And Shelters
  • Gecko Friend
  • Hey Suess America
  • Honestly
  • I Am But An Ornament
  • I Do This For You
  • I Know This All Too Well
  • I Must Be Delirious
  • I Need Your Halp
  • Ignoring It Won't Make It Go Away
  • Insanity Knows No Bounds
  • Instant Karma
  • Isn't She A Beaut!
  • It's Not Like It Matters
  • Kings Of The Jungle
  • Leashes And Leaves
  • Losing A Pet
  • Lunatics!
  • Manatees, Apparently
  • Must Everything Be Difficult?
  • Must They?
  • My New Gentleman Friend
  • My Precious Puppy
  • Nature Decides
  • No Kidding
  • Now That's A Fair Fight
  • Oh Baloney
  • Open Letter To The Felions
  • PETA Wastes Cows Again
  • Polar Bear Spying
  • Poor Thing
  • PSA For The Animals
  • Punxatawney Eats Those Assholes
  • Quick To Boil
  • Rats
  • Remember Dewey
  • Rescuing Pets From Katrina Aftermath
  • Rodentia
  • Run Away! Run Away!
  • Saccharin Overdose
  • Seriously
  • She's Crazy
  • Snakes On A Boat
  • Stow Away
  • Suffer The Little Idiots
  • Texas Rodentia
  • The Big Backyard
  • The Fate Of Our Pets
  • The Wolf Inside Us
  • There Are No Bad Dogs...
  • There Are No Victimless Crimes
  • These Are The Types Who Make Me Hate
  • This Should Be Interesting
  • Ungrateful Hoodlums
  • What A Boar
  • Why Yes I Do Go There
  • You Can Lead A Horse To Water...
  • You People Are SICK

• Assholes

  • Why You Are An Asshole

• Celebrity Bashing

  • "But I Lurve Him!"
  • American Psycho
  • Beauty Is Feathers Deep
  • Can't Buy Me Love
  • G-d Bless The Queen....We Mean It Man
  • I Could Use The Cash
  • Worship Me! I'm A Hollywood Celebrity!

• Complaint Dept.

  • Replying To Readers
  • Tutorial
  • Your Character Is Slipping

• Fun

  • Ah The Weekend
  • Arrested by RIAA
  • Bangles
  • Barbie The Nazi Punk
  • Beyond Infatuated...Now It's Stalking
  • Buy Stock In Popcorn
  • Christmas Shopping Made Easy
  • Directions
  • End Result Before You Start
  • Entertaining
  • ERROR!
  • Final Word
  • For Your Viewing Pleasure
  • Forum Posting For Dummies
  • Geek Week
  • Happy AI!
  • Happy Halloween!
  • Headlines From The Year 2029
  • Hold The Phlegm
  • How They Do It
  • Hungry? Not After This!
  • I Can Haz Reelijn?
  • I Need A Teleprompter
  • I'd Like To Thank The Academy...
  • I'm A Star!
  • I'm Famous and Adored
  • It's So Beautiful, I Think I'm Going To Cry
  • Kill Me
  • Let's Lighten The Mood
  • Let's Take A Break
  • Look At What Is Inside
  • M.C.
  • Mafia Wars
  • MC 2004
  • Messing With The Hippies
  • MSM Diet
  • No Hyperbole
  • None Of Your Business
  • Obituary
  • Old School
  • On Way To The Poor House
  • Parody At Its Best
  • Pasquale
  • Peace Man! Pull Up A Rug!
  • Pluck Away
  • Policy Enclosed
  • Prince Charming
  • Rich and Dead
  • Self Check Out Counter Hell
  • She Bangs!
  • Slamming the Door on Big Brother
  • Smacking Forehead Against Brickwall
  • Somebody Set Up Us The Bomb
  • Something You Probably Didn't Know
  • Sometimes Idiots Make Me Laugh
  • Speaking Of Cat Turds
  • Spiteful Reporters
  • Sunday Funnies
  • Sunny Days Are Keeping The Clouds Away
  • Texas Humor
  • That About Sums It All Up Now Doesn't It
  • That Works Well
  • That's Them Alright
  • They Do WHAT?
  • This IS A Hobby
  • This Just Warms My Evil Little Heart
  • Tiger Attack
  • Told You I Was Going To Do It
  • TSF
  • Turkey Day
  • Vote For Me Or Pay
  • Weekend Fun
  • You Could Eat Off The Floor!
  • You'll Go Blind!
  • You've Got To Know When To Fold 'Em

• In The Trailerhood

  • Do You Need A Map?
  • Finally
  • Pop Quiz
  • Some Peoples Children
  • Where Were You In November?
  • Where's The Hidden Camera?
  • Why Do People Bother?
  • You Asked For It

• Kitty Needs A Bag Of Chow

  • A Beautiful Blind
  • A Plethora Of Personalization
  • A Small Treat
  • And Shoes To Match
  • Connected Again
  • Fresh and Comfy
  • Helping Others Help Yourself
  • I Like To Keep Things Personal
  • Insured Health
  • Lifelock Helps Keeps You Safe
  • Matters Of The Heart
  • New Hope
  • Smile And Let Me Examine Your Past And Health
  • So You Want To Get Yourself Published
  • The Lessons We Learn
  • What Time Is It?

• Opinions

  • A Possibly Very Stupid Decision
  • Agenda
  • All Circuits Blown
  • And While I'm At It
  • And? So?
  • AOHell
  • As An After Dinner Mint
  • Big Brother, Indeed
  • Black Friday
  • Blank
  • Blessed Fruit
  • Bling!
  • Blissful Sleep
  • Bloggers Lifecycle
  • Booking Engine
  • Broken Windows
  • Bugs Bunny Is Evil?
  • Car Shopping
  • Children Of The Corn
  • Chump Change
  • Countdown
  • Crime Is Hilarious!
  • Damn Good Question
  • Dear Mr. Obama
  • Dear U.S. Government
  • Dear World
  • Disclosure
  • Do They Hate Their Own?
  • Don't We Have Enough Rage Out There?
  • Eh, Whatever
  • Eight Years Later
  • Et Tu, Scotland?
  • F Minus - - -
  • Fools
  • Freedom To Move
  • Fun Online
  • Gambling Comfortably and Wisely
  • God Help Us All
  • Gross
  • Hangover Yet?
  • Have I Told You Lately That I'm Not Impressed?
  • Here's Your Broom, Barack HUSSEIN Osama
  • Holy Shize (Updated--At The End Of Post...You'll LOVE It!)
  • Home Improvement
  • How Much For A Small Popcorn?
  • How Will They Find You?
  • I Didn't Vote For The Twit
  • I Feel Sick
  • I Like This Guy
  • I Really Do Want Your Opinion
  • I Really Love Armchair Psychologists
  • I Want Your Opinion
  • I'm Not Just Talking To Hear Myself Talk
  • I'm Really Starting To Wonder
  • If It's Written, It's How I Feel
  • Interesting
  • IQ Dropping
  • Isn't THAT Interesting?
  • It Doesn't Make Sense!
  • It Feels Good To Say, "I Did That"
  • It Is Possible
  • It's A Little Late Now
  • It's A Living
  • It's Just Not Gonna Happen
  • JD Power
  • Jonesing
  • Keep Your Sanity: A Guide On Where To Live
  • Learning Self Defense At Home
  • Let The Whining Begin!
  • Lightbulbs In The Darkness
  • Look Out Your Window For Pigs Flying
  • My Opinion On Your Opinion
  • Nevermind The Bollocks, Here's Serenity
  • No Gratitude
  • No! Really?
  • Not a UFO
  • Not Everyone Should Breed (Updated)
  • Not Surprised
  • Oh And One More Thing
  • Only The Good Die Young
  • Paint Past The Irritation
  • Pay Attention
  • Payment For My Voice
  • Piggy Bank Feasts At Spring Break
  • Piss OFF! Google
  • Please Explain
  • Please Help
  • Pop Quiz
  • Puma Growls
  • Put Down The Toy And Operate A Real One
  • Put It On My Card
  • Quote To Remember
  • Return
  • Riled
  • Saving Every Penny I Can
  • SCREWED!
  • She Gets Paid For This?
  • Slap!
  • So Easy Even A Liberal Can Get It
  • Sometimes The Stupidity Is Painful
  • Speaking Of Cool Things
  • Squeal! Pick Me!
  • Still More That Doesn't Make Sense
  • Stuffing Your Stocking Early
  • Stupidity Should Be Punishable By Death
  • Styrofoam Greek Columns
  • Surprise Them Later
  • Tax Day Tea Party Now With Photos
  • That's It, Exactly
  • That's It, Never Again
  • The Boss Is An Idiot
  • The Boy Who Cried, 'Black'
  • The Hand You're Dealt
  • The Hell You Say
  • The Hell You Say
  • The Idiocy-Do. Not. Want!
  • The World Is Full Of Them
  • There Should Be A Law
  • They Are Mental
  • Too Much Sun?
  • Torn
  • Total Garbage
  • Total Morons
  • Total Tool Shed
  • Two Days Later
  • Typical White Person Has A Question
  • Ugh!
  • Unacceptable!
  • Understand This
  • Wait A Minute, What?
  • We Must Control Everything
  • Well, Fuck
  • What I Learned Along Memory Lane
  • What Would You Do?
  • What's Your Motivation?
  • Where Have All The Flowers Gone
  • Why Is This So Difficult For So Many To Understand?
  • Witty Prose or a Cry For Help?
  • Won't Do That Again
  • Yet Another Reason I Despise Most In Society
  • You Are Not Special

• PAW

  • Another Day Of Silence, Another Boring Post
  • I'm Baaaaack!
  • YAWN!
  • You Heathens

• Personal

  • "I'm Melting" /Wicked Witch
  • A Personal Memo
  • A Quick Note
  • A Rose Is A Rose
  • A Tale Of Roommates
  • A Texas Howdy
  • A Time And A Place
  • A Year Later
  • Add 32 Felines, Allow To Simmer
  • Adventures On Elliott Key
  • Advice For The Day
  • Again, It's All About Me Today
  • Again?!?!
  • Aging Process
  • Agonizing
  • Air Boat--p0wnd!
  • All That Hindsight
  • An Aside
  • An Open Letter To Rude Patrons
  • And Now Back To Our Program
  • Another Man's Woes....
  • Another Wise Saying ...
  • Anxious
  • Are You Enjoying Your Trip?
  • As You Wish
  • Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls
  • At Least I KnowWhere I Stand
  • At Long Last
  • Baby Steps
  • Back In Business
  • Being Poor Makes You Stronger
  • Best Of Serenity's Journal-1
  • Better To Let Them Think You Are
  • Bitch!
  • Black and White
  • Blank Slate
  • Blech
  • Bon Voyage
  • Bugs
  • Bugs and Buses
  • Butterflies And Terrible Jobs
  • Can Someone Tell Me....
  • Cat Countdown Begins
  • Change The Motto To Fit
  • Changing Colors
  • Cheap Bastards
  • Checkered Flag
  • Ciao!
  • Clearing The Clutter
  • Click, The Light Came On (Updated)
  • Computers With Attitude
  • Confused
  • Continued
  • Counting The Hours
  • Cover Your Damn Mouth!
  • Crapola
  • Creative Juices Flowing
  • Dark Day
  • Dear God, Again
  • Dear Loud Ass Drunk Neighbor
  • Dear Self
  • Dear Spammers And People I Detest
  • Dear Tim B
  • Dining, Texas Style
  • Drool!
  • Duck Season! Rabbit Season!
  • Dunno
  • Each Day Lasted Forever
  • Early To Bed, Early To Rise
  • Empty Space
  • Enough Is Enough
  • Enough With the Paooki!
  • Er...Astronomy looks good...
  • Escape From Cubicle Hell
  • Everglades Adventure-The Sequel
  • Everybody Out Of The Pool!
  • Exhaustion
  • Eyem Rillie Smahrt!
  • Fantastic
  • Fate Makes Plans
  • Fay Smiles
  • Feeling It
  • Finally
  • For Crying. Out. Loud!
  • For Me?-Countdown
  • Frustrating
  • Gah!
  • Get A Hobby
  • Giving Thanks
  • Glug
  • Got A Smoke?
  • Got Any Change?
  • Guns, Dogs And Idiots
  • Halloween Scary Story Part 1
  • Halloween Scary Story Part Three
  • Halloween Scary Story Part Two
  • Handle With Care
  • Happy Half Birthday To Me
  • Hard Work Is Not Always A Good Thing
  • Has Anybody Seen...A Niche Dyed Dark Green?
  • He's A Doctor Not A Magician
  • Helen's Ashes
  • Highlights Of The Day Before
  • Hmph!
  • Home Brews
  • Home On The Range
  • Hope! Change!
  • Horror!
  • How Bad Do You Actually Think It Is?
  • How I Really Feel
  • How I Spent My Sunday
  • How Very White Of You
  • How We Always Forget
  • HTD
  • Humbling Or Great Entertainment?
  • Hurray
  • I Do Not Like Ike
  • I Don't Get It
  • I Fight The Smaller Battle
  • I Have To Do This...
  • I Laugh At Death
  • I Love Storms
  • I Love The Smell Of Gunpowder In The Morning
  • I Need A Dreamcatcher
  • I Shouldn't Have But I Couldn't Help It
  • I Take It Back
  • I Think, Therefore It Is
  • I Want Money...That's...What I Want
  • I'm BACK!
  • I'm Broken
  • I'm Feeling The Old Irish In Me Today
  • I'm Free! Sorta....
  • I'm Invisible At The Wrong Times
  • I'm No Garden Guide
  • I'm Not Fucking Crazy After All
  • I'm Tired and It's Stormy
  • I've Done My Duty
  • Indoctrinating Our Youth
  • Inner Bitch
  • Innocent Question
  • Interesting
  • Interesting To Me Anyway
  • Is There A Point?
  • Is This Microphone Working?
  • It Can't Be Said Enough
  • It Does Not Pay....
  • It Was One Year Ago Today...
  • It's All About Me Today
  • It's Always The Quiet Ones
  • It's Like Torture
  • It's Not Right
  • It's One Or The Other
  • It's Starting
  • It's Still Better
  • It's The Little Things
  • Joe Metro-My Stretch Limo Driver
  • Just Try
  • Keeping Promises
  • Kill Me Please
  • Lazy
  • Let Me Just Go Out To My Money Tree In The Backyard....
  • Let Sleeping Horses Lie
  • Life...Apparently
  • Lights Out
  • Like Walking On Air
  • Listen Up, Kids
  • Little Not So Random Acts
  • Lurvley
  • May I Have Your Attention Please
  • Mentally Exhausting
  • Message Received
  • Milk Is Expensive
  • Mind Altering Drugs
  • More Strange Dreams
  • My Absolute, All Time, Worst Paook Story Ever.......So Far.
  • My Day
  • My Job Is Making Me Stupid
  • My Kingdom for a Cheeseburger!
  • My Kingdom For Sleep!
  • My Mind Is My Worst Enemy
  • My Spine!
  • Natural Beauty
  • Near Death Experience
  • New Things
  • Nice
  • No They Didn't!
  • No, I Really DO Need A Car
  • No, Seriously, I Mean It
  • Not A Manlecher
  • Not Always Easy
  • Note To Self
  • Note To Self
  • Now I Find Something To Say...
  • Now With Only Half The Scarring
  • Numero Uno
  • Ocean Life
  • Oh Crap
  • Oh Yeah...I'm A Veteran
  • Ok I Lied
  • Ok, Here's The Deal
  • On Being Neighborly
  • On Display
  • Once And For All
  • One Down, Four To Go
  • One Month To America
  • One Shitty Weekend
  • Opine, Opine, Opine
  • Other People's Opinions Of Me...
  • Oy My Head!
  • p0wned! But It Still Hurts My Head
  • Paooki
  • Paradise Is Noisy
  • Passport Policy Produces Problems
  • Path Interrupted
  • Paying For Goods Via PayPal
  • Paying For Pain
  • Paying My Own Way
  • Perfect Day
  • Pet Peeves
  • Phobia or Just Gross?
  • Pies! All Pies!
  • Preparations
  • Public Service Announcement
  • Pure Talent
  • Purple And Black
  • Put On A Happy Face, Damnit!
  • R&R Begins
  • Random
  • Random Shots
  • Randomness
  • Really
  • Repeat
  • Revenge
  • Road Trip
  • S-Day
  • Scores
  • Screwed
  • Serenity's Guide: Helpful Blog Post Reading Tips
  • Seriously
  • Seriously? I Can't Take This Anymore
  • Service The Customer?
  • Sigh
  • Sigh
  • Sign Of The Times
  • Slap Your Parents
  • Slide Show
  • Smoke Free Zone
  • Snap!
  • Snow And Cold
  • Snow Is Good
  • So They Say
  • So, Yeah
  • Something Old, Something New
  • Sometimes It's The Little Things
  • Soon!
  • Special Place For These Types
  • Spiraling Out Of The Darkness
  • Spontaneous
  • String Yanking
  • Stupid But Lucky
  • Such A Treat These Are
  • Summer is Hell
  • Survey Says...
  • T Minus 6 Days
  • T-Day, The Aftermath
  • Take It All
  • Tax Day Tea Party
  • Testing A Theory
  • Texas Floods
  • Texas Or Bust
  • Texas Or Bust Part II
  • Thank You, Aretha
  • Thankful
  • Thankfully It's Not Real
  • That Thing You Do
  • That Was One Hell Of An Experience
  • That's IT! I'm Checking Out
  • The Blonde Man
  • The Day Draws Nearer
  • The Drive Home
  • The Dumbing Down Of Me
  • The Hippies Above Me
  • The Joys Of Growing Older
  • The News Can Wait
  • The Paooki In My Backyard
  • The Post I Promised
  • The Rest Of The News
  • The Things I Do For A Dollar
  • The Wisdom, It Takes Time
  • The Year Of My Disgust
  • There Is A Difference
  • They Are No Longer Acting
  • They Are Off
  • They Just Don't Get It
  • They Think I'm Weird
  • Things Are Bigger and Better In Texas
  • Things I Hate
  • This Is A Joke, Right?
  • This Needs A Title
  • Three Down, Two To Go
  • Throw Me In A Jar And Call Me Smuckers
  • Time Is Running Out
  • Tinman
  • Tired
  • To A Select Few
  • To Remember
  • To Tear Down That Wall
  • Torn, Torn, Torn
  • Tortured Dreams
  • Trip Planning
  • Try Opening The Book
  • Two Down, Three To Go
  • Ugh! Enough!
  • Victory Is Mine!
  • W?T?F??
  • Wait Your Damn Turn!
  • Wanted
  • War and Peace
  • We Can Rebuild!
  • We Wantses Our Pictureses Back!
  • We're Here To Sever
  • We're Not In The Pac NW Anymore
  • We've Been Told Before
  • Weekend In The Woods
  • Welcome To My Hell
  • Well.....Damn
  • What a Great Day!
  • What Are You Trying To Do To Me?
  • What Do I Need?
  • What Is Your Problem?
  • What Part Of "Go Away" Do You Not Comprehend?
  • What Sense Is That?
  • Whatever
  • Whatever
  • Whine
  • Whine!
  • Who Knew?
  • Why!?
  • Why?
  • Will No One Kill Me?
  • You Call That A Bonus?
  • You Don't Know Fatigued
  • You Like Me!...You REALLY Like Me!
  • You Stupid Mother Fuckers
  • You Were Right, I Was Wrong
  • Your Opinions Matter
  • Yummy Bytes

• Science

  • "The Governments Never Ending Thrist"
  • Aliens!
  • Carry Sunbeams Home in a Jar
  • Cool
  • Crystal Ball
  • Eewww!
  • Encke The Comet
  • Fruit Flies Offer Gateway to Life
  • I'm Melting
  • I'm Over Here
  • Jupiter Glows...And So Do Thongs
  • Lightning
  • Lightning Blows Smoke Rings
  • Liquid Protection
  • Look In The Sky...
  • Ma'am? Sir? Would You Kindly Shut Up? Just Shut Up
  • More Planets to View
  • More Science! Glee!
  • Never Enough
  • Perspective
  • Real Life Jurassic Park
  • Rewind
  • Space-The Final Frontier
  • Space: Captain's Log...
  • Squeezing Water From a Boulder
  • Things In The Night Sky

• SOFT

  • Me, Me, Me and SOFT-9
  • Saccharine Overload Of The Day
  • SOFT 2
  • SOFT 3
  • SOFT-10
  • SOFT-11
  • SOFT-12
  • SOFT-13
  • SOFT-14
  • SOFT-15
  • SOFT-16
  • SOFT-17
  • SOFT-18
  • SOFT-19
  • SOFT-20
  • SOFT-21
  • SOFT-22
  • SOFT-23
  • SOFT-24
  • SOFT-25
  • SOFT-26
  • SOFT-27
  • SOFT-28
  • SOFT-29
  • SOFT-30
  • SOFT-31
  • SOFT-35
  • SOFT-4
  • SOFT-5
  • SOFT-6
  • SOFT-7
  • SOFT-8
  • SOFT-Whatever #

• Tech

  • A Voice From The Beyond
  • Amazing
  • Argh!
  • At Long Last
  • Do Not Attempt To Adjust Your Screen
  • I Stand Corrected
  • I Want One Of These
  • It Has Arrived
  • Kindle vs Sony
  • Loser Tag
  • My Blog: The TV Series
  • New Site
  • Of Course!
  • Open Source Options
  • The Kindle Review
  • Toilet Terror
  • Tormes Anyone?
  • We Don't Need No Steeeenking Explorers

• Weather

  • Bad Weather Makes Me Happy!
  • Comes In Threes
  • Even More Simple
  • Fayke Storm
  • I'll Take The Rain
  • Isabel
  • Lightning Rod
  • Lightning Strikes Close To Home
  • Melting
  • Nature Speaks
  • Science! Drool!
  • Simple Things
  • Spring Storms
  • Striking In The Same Place Twice
  • The Weather Today
  • Underestimated
  • Ya Think?
  • You've Been Had

• WILS

  • What I Learned This Week
  • WILS 3
  • WILS-10
  • WILS-11
  • WILS-12
  • WILS-13
  • WILS-2
  • WILS-4
  • WILS-5
  • WILS-6
  • WILS-7
  • WILS-8
  • WILS-9

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