This almost became another SOFT post, (it is Friday after all), but some tool shed somewhere always has to ruin it by jamming his nostrils in where they don’t belong. 

This is Knut.  I’m sure you’ve all heard about him by now, the little polar bear cub in the German zoo who was abandoned by his mother.  He is being raised and trained by humans, (dudes, that guy has the best job in the world!  I mean, think about it....would you rather deal with your bitter, backstabbing, threatened by your abilities, negative, boring, ghetto co-workers who think they are extremely important despite the fact that even though they claim to be so overworked and make remarks like they have no idea what a break is because damn if they aren’t so swamped but actually do about 20 minutes of work a day because the rest of the time they are so busy holding court and fucking around and cannot possibly understand how you can have all your work done surely you made a mistake somewhere and they are going to find it and report it because it’s easier to concentrate on everyone else than how pitifully lazy they are OR, would you like to sit next to a cute, widdle, puffy polar bear cub and help it explore and learn about life, every single day?  Seriously...WHICH is better??????????  Do you fucking get why I would much, much, much, much rather work with animals than asshole humans????  I mean, DAMN!)

But some twit somewhere is not cool with that.  Some dipshitted prick breath somewhere, who has the audacity to call himself an animal right’s activist, states that this cub should be put to death for the crime of being abandoned by its mother.  It’s not natural, the fucknozzle says.  Um, the cub is in a zoo...that’s hardly natural in the first place.  So, ok, let’s just kill all zoo animals and don’t BOTHER to educate the public about these animals so that the public can understand a little, appreciate and be made more aware of what their actions cause in these animals’ lives...NO!  KILL THEM ALL because it’s unnatural!

These are the same puke bags who wish humans would all die...except them, of course.  These are the same fuck breaths who preach and protest against killing chickens or cows for food, clothing, etc. and they are usually the same asscows who will go out and hug trees and then turn around and spit “My body, my choice” and see absolutely nothing wrong with the murder of an unborn child.  They carry on and on about clubbing baby seals and how global warming is killing the polar bear...BUT they have no qualms whatsoever about slaying this cub because it’s “not natural”.

Pardon me one moment.  I need to scream until I’m hoarse.

Has it ever occurred to these brainless wonders that maybe, just maybe, nature works in her own way and that a cub doesn’t have to be brought up by its mom?  That maybe the VERY FACT that the cub has survived and found someone TO care for him IS natural?  Is their world really black and white or can they see any grey?  (I use this same argument towards those who say religion forbids them from seeing a doctor because God will heal their child....but I question if these needledicks have ever thought, for a second, that maybe God put those doctors there TO heal them because duh, like, that’s how God works!??!?!) It is unbelievable to me that someone who claims to love animals would have the audacity to say that this cub should be killed. 

I’m sure the cub has NO problems with living so why should anyone else? 

The only thing unnatural here is that train of thought.  It’s unnatural, unhealthy, disgusting and frankly?  Psychotic.