Friday, February 10, 2012
Dear IRS
Fuck!
You!
Fuck you to hell!
Hey, assholes, you can’t squeeze blood from a turnip, where the hell do you think I’m going to get that money you CLAIM I owe you when I didn’t make SQUAT this last year?! Where, you thieving bastards?! WHERE!?
Instead of making every possible fucking deduction on earth for people who have over $100,000 in deductions, (seriously? If I made that kind of money, I wouldn’t give a fuck if you wanted me to give you a few hundred to a grand you pricks), why don’t you cut those of us who DON’T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO GET A GODDAMNED HOME TO QUALIFY FOR FIRST TIME HOME BUYERS DEDUCTION and who did NOT sprout out A THOUSAND FUCKING KIDS, and who are NOT FUCKED IN THE HEAD BECAUSE THEY DID TOO MANY DRUGS OR ALCOHOL, a fucking break!
Good ol’ USA. Do everything the “right” way, you get fucked straight up the ass.
Cheat, lie, steal, manipulate, fuck people over, well hey! Have we got a deal for you! We’ll let you keep everything and we’ll fuck the idiot who does everything “right”.
FUCK! YOU! IRS!
I hope you fucking rot in hell.
