Saturday, July 19, 2008
Dear Kittens
While I applaud your efforts and enthusiasm in using the litter box, please stop hurling the litter out of the box with such force to create mountains. And please stop stomping through those litter mountains, back and forth, back and forth, whee isn’t this fun, because you spread it all over my kitchen and living room floors. It does not feel good on my feet and I’m tired of cleaning it up 4 times a day due to your obsession with it. Kidlets, I’m tired. Just throw a few crystals on it and be done with it. It’s going to be changed within the day anyway.
Oh and while we are discussing the topic of my fatigue, might I also request that you not wake me up at 5am every. single. morning? I know you need to play and explore and discover new things but I have two hours left to sleep and you keep me awake during that time only to go back to sleep the instant I have to get up and get ready for work. That’s downright irritating. For the love of GOD let me sleep until 7.
And also? My head? That’s not for resting yourselves upon nor is my back for climbing to reach aforementioned non resting area. You are kittens. You have the claws of Freddy Krueger. They hurt. Stop it.
Other than that and the exorbitant weekly food bill I suffer for you pigs, I adore everything else about you.
Thank you.
~Serenity
