Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Dear U.S. Government
Many people have been complaining about your methods when it comes to terrorism, torture methods, the Patriot Act; wire tapping and the war in Iraq. Disagreements have also been voiced about what to do about our borders and illegal immigrants in addition to the unemployment and welfare problems in this country.
You need a solution for all of these issues that will be acceptable to all American citizens so that we can come together, once again, as a nation.
I have that solution.
In one fell swoop, you will be successful in gaining information and rooting out all the terrorists around the world, receiving immediate co-operation from dictators and piss poor presidents in other countries, driving all the illegals back to their own countries and motivating those who abuse the welfare system to get up off their lazy, corrupt asses to find gainful employment.
All you need to do is plant televisions in every cave, every camp, every presidential or dicator palace, all along the boders and in every home of those who are unemployed and run a constant loop of tonight’s American Idol program showing Kristi Lee Cook’s hideous version of “8 Days A Week”.
It. Will. Work.
Sincerely,
I Wish I Had Been Temporarily Deaf
