Saturday, February 06, 2010
Do You Need A Map?
Remember GrumpyFuck from yesterday? Well, he got himself in good trouble today, as well.
See, today, we had a very, very rich person come, by helicopter, with his “handlers” as well, to take a private tour. As in, so rich, he is one of the top 10 richest people in this country, rich. That’s not any sort of exaggeration or play on words, he actually IS one of the top 10 richest people in this country. Yes, that rich.
So GrumpyFuck took him and some lady on a private tour. When they got back, Mr. Rich did not tip GrumpyFuck. GrumpyFuck threw a fit. A big, fat, whiny fit. He stomped around, muttered shit under his breath, looked, again, like a fool.
What GrumpyFuck doesn’t understand is that people THAT FUCKING RICH typically don’t handle money. That’s what the “handlers” are for. People that damn rich just spend their money by doing things like taking jet engine helicopter rides over the Everglades and then landing on the “heli-pad” at an airboat place and taking an expensive private tour. They then do other things while there and eventually get back on to the jet engine helicopter and fly off, letting the “handlers” do what they do best. Handle things.
Boss ripped GrumpyFuck a new one today for that little stunt. He explained to him what I just said and told him, AGAIN, that he cannot be throwing tantrums in front of the customers. Especially BILLIONAIRE customers.
Because he threw such a hissy fit, he only got $40.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Way to fuck yourself over, dipshit! That easily should have been a hundred or two hundred dollar boat.
Anyway, I didn’t get to see the screaming...which is probably good because I would have been standing there, beaming and, perhaps laughing. Ok, I would definitely have been laughing. And I probably would have gotten myself in trouble for doing that. But, I did hear about it. And apparently the infamous vein in the boss’ forehead was in full throb so you KNOW GrumpyFuck really, really fucked up today.
Would you like to know how badly he fucked up?
He actually spoke to me after that.
Oh yeah. You know now, for sure, what very little power you have, GrumpyFuck. Karma is a glorious bitch and it’s coming back to bite you in the ASS!
(Like I said, I could tell you all kinds of things but I’m not sure how much you really want to hear. But I did have to share this one because everyone loves it when an asshole gets his.)
Today was a very good day.
