Saturday, January 29, 2005
Dumbass
“I’ll take an order of Christianity with a side of insanity please.”
This stupid asshole actually believes that cats are satanic beasts. This person also believes that Adam existed a mere 6,000 years ago...so apparently the earth, the solar system and the univserse are only 6000 years old? Oh bloody hell this person is a whack job. Here are a few gems:
The Bible does not say that cats were not present at Herod’s birthday party when John the Baptist was beheaded. History shows that cats were most likely present at this tragic party that Jehovah did not approve of. Clearly then, as loyal Christians, why would we even want to associate with animals that are without a doubt of such bad influence, remembering how true are the Bible’s words: ‘Bad associations spoil useful habits’! -1 Cor. 15:33. Some have exposed themselves to possible spiritual contamination in this way. To invite cats in our house is to toy with disaster...
So by mere presence, a cat is obviously an evil creature. I wonder if all the flies and birds and other insects walking around at the time are evil as well.
Contrary to popular beliefs among worldly people, cats are unhygienic animals. Recently the Centers for Disease Control (CDC) announced that ‘Cats .. can shed Salmonella in their feces, which can spread the bacterial infection to humans’....Would we be showing the proper respect to our life, Creator and to our ‘neighbor’ by exposing ourselves and others to this potentially deadly disease? Would this be seen by your brothers, and by those showing an interest in God’s word, as giving a good witness?
I guess we shouldn’t be exposing ourselves to meat of any kind and no other humans as humas are some of the nastiest, filthiest creatures of all. Great logic dipshit.
Additionally, cats practice many unclean habits not befitting a Christian household: coughing up fur balls, licking inappropriate body areas on their own bodies (inappropriate handling) and even, in some cases, on the bodies of their human owners (wrongful motive?), urination on the floor, vocal and blatant promiscuity (unknown to any other species, all others being endowed with Godly chastity and decorum) and widespread sexual misconduct without the benefit or sanctity of holy matrimony, even orgiastic practices, substance abuse of catnip (an intoxicating herb) which produces conditions akin to drunkenness, stealing food from the table, producing ungodly sounds, excessive playfulness and the employment of devices not known to have been used by Jesus, the conducting of its unholy business under the cover of the darkness of night, and so on. What sort of example does this give our young ones endeavoring to faithfully serve Jehovah?
Dude. Oh my G-d. Licking innappropriate areas on their bodies? How does he expect them to clean themselves? Hop in the shower? Sexual promisuity without the holy sanctity of marriage? Is this idiot for real? “I’m sorry Snowball but you cannot have sex until we hold a proper wedding for you and Tom.” As for the rest of it, doesn’t sound much different than any human being: vomiting, peeing everywhere, producing ung-dly sounds, excessive playfulness....I think he just described every infant on the face of this earth. Those evil, eeeeevil babies! Let’s get ‘em! And please someone explain to me what this nimrod means when he states that cats use devices “unused by Jesus”. Or maybe I don’t want you to explain it to me because if you think you actually know, I may wonder about your state of mind as well.
The question of how to dispose of one’s unwanted cat is a serious matter. Would it be proper to hand over such a creature of Satan to a person of the world? We see no immediate problem with this, as such a person is already immersed in the wicked ways of this system of things, and so a beastly companion would be a fitting one indeed. They could accompany eachother on the road to destruction, through ignoring God’s generous gift of life proffered via His spirit-begotten earthly organization.
Got that? All you cat owners are going straight to hell!!!!!!!!
I’m not quite sure whether to laugh or be disgusted so you’ll have to read the rest of it yourself to find out what other “bits of wisdom” this fool came up with but I will say this: While I’m not Christian, I was brought up Christian and one thing I remember is that thou shalt not judge lest ye be judged. In other words, it’s G-d’s job to determine who is bad, who is “unclean”, who shall rot for all eternity...not this yahoo. To try to be like G-d is one of the ultimate worst sins one can do so perhaps this individual should spend less time worrying about cats and the humans who love them and a little more time watching the sky for lightning bolts.
Look, if you are Christian or Hindu or Muslim or Jewish or Wiccan or Pagan or any other religion, I respect that. I have no problem with that. But if you take your religion to such an extreme as this dolt, I will mock you, belittle you and tell you that you are a complete and total fucking retard.
By the way, feel free to caption on the “evil beast” in the SOFT photo below.
