Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Exhaustion
One thing I forgot to mention in the post titled, “My Spine!” was about the trolleys. I wrote that title for the simple fact that while the trolleys do take you around much faster than walking, they have no shocks to speak of. None. At all. Whatsoever. So you get bounced and banged around like a fricken rag doll. Hence why I titled the thing, “My Spine!” Seriously, it was bad. Sometimes, the thing bounced around so much, squeaking and banging that you couldn’t hear the tour guide talking. I thought it was going to snap my neck and paralyze me for how much jostling we took.
Anyway, am back home. Of course the first thing I had to do was clean litter boxes. Hurray, you’re home now feed us and clean up our mess. Yah. Good to be back. The kitties didn’t destroy the house up like I thought they would. I’m shocked. The only evidence that they had themselves a good time was the couch cushion was turned on its side but other than that, walls are still standing, carpet is not shredded, drapes are not torn down. I’m impressed at how much they controlled themselves. Of course, in a month’s time, I may find that one random beer bottle cap underneath the stove proving that they did throw themselves a party while I was gone but for now, I’ll consider them good little felions.
The litter though....jeeezus. How much do they have to poop in 2 days? My GOD!
They didn’t seem to miss me too much. As soon as they got food in their gullets, (and are you fricken kidding me? The punks ate 3.5 pounds of food in less than two days? PIGS!), they were content and happy again. “Ok, thanks lady, you may go.”
I still have 5 more days of vacation time left so I’m still feeling pretty good. I’m sure the day I have to go back to work I’m going to hate but that will just give me more incentive to save up every last penny to leave the hell out of here as soon as possible. Being away from that place has been nice. Getting out of Miami and going some place where people are sane and HUH? What’s this? Speak English? And are courteous? Woah! Definitely needed.
I think I can pull this off for another year or two and then, hopefully, I’ll have what I need and get away from the insanity. The monkeys. The screeching, poo flinging monkeys.
It will be nice. I’ll have to come back and read my own blog entries about this from time to time to remind myself. Hell, I may have to do that when I get home from work next Tuesday.
God I hate these people.
Whatever, don’t even think about them for 5 days.
I’m fricken exhausted from all the driving so I’m going to have a barley pop and get some rest.
Oh and no, I did not take photos. Remember that my camera died? I was going to get a new one but then a certain white punk feline spilled milk on to my laptop keyboard and I had to shell out a couple hundred bucks for that fix? Yah, so, no camera. No photos. I’m sure you can find everything I talked about online though.
