Friday, January 07, 2011
Going Green
So I was driving around town last weekend, (my weekend), and noticed that the gas prices have jumped up to well over $3 a gallon. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. I’ve heard all the blame and all the reasons and all the bullshit and you know what it really is, kids? It’s those prick ass mofos who voted for St. Hope and Change and his greedy little cabinet.
Seriously, think about this for a minute. Al Green Gore really started this whole thing off with his global worming lies. The words, “carbon footprint” are actually becoming mainstream. My God. I actually had a conversation with someone who said, “but I don’t want to do too much as I worry about my carbon foot print and what it will do to the planet”. KILL ME NOW!
Ethanol was pushed, windmills were pushed, “battery” operated cars were pushed...hey, you’ll get a tax incentive!!! Yay! Except the fucking things cost an arm and a leg. No one can afford that shit.
Listen, kids, I, too, do not like to see destruction of our environment and planet. I understand the implications of cutting down precious mangroves along the coastline to erect hotels and what devastation will result because of it. And while I wish to recycle and I do my best not to litter nor do I go out slaying animals left and right for “sport”, I also live in reality. Ok, ethanol, Prius, etc are not affordable. They simply are not. I’ve already heard people piss and whine about how recycling costs too much...although I am willing to do that because it doesn’t cost that much out of my pocket book and frankly, if the stuff can be re-used rather than sit in yet another gigantic landfill, the better, I think.
The problem here is affordability. Now some “greenies”, who do not use their logical minds, actually believe that those who do not ingest the global worming and Prius bullshit, want to drive gas guzzling monstrosities, want to see the ocean and seas become polluted and wish that all the woods were cut down, for our use. If you are one of those and are reading this, you are an utter moron. No one wants to destroy the planet, (except the eco terrorist group, ELF, perhaps), we are willing to do our part as long as it doesn’t mean we have to take out a fucking second mortgage on our homes. Make it affordable, make it make sense, make it actually work.
The envirowheenies need to use their brains, for once, my GOD for once use your fucking brains and realize that some decisions they make are horrendously bad and stupid decisions. “We don’t want the animals to suffer if the oil rig springs a leak, make them drill away from shore.” Brilliant idea, you twats. Look what happened. You didn’t listen to those who said it was a bad idea, you thought they all didn’t care about the animals. You can’t fix a fucking leak if it’s that fucking deep in the ocean without killing MORE wildlife, idiots!
Or, hey, let’s take the retarded bridge they’re building out in the Everglades. OMG. The wheenies have been crying for this bridge for years. St. Hope and Change gets elected, decides he’s going to “create” jobs and wah-lah, the wheenies go their money and now that ridiculous bridge is being built.
What could the envirowheenies have been doing in the meantime? Oh, I don’t know, RESEARCHING, perhaps? Talking to the locals, MAYBE?
The argument: “The bridge will help with the water flow in the Everglades.”
The reality: No, it won’t. Where they are building this bridge makes zero sense whatsoever. First of all, the so called “bird man” did a shitty ass job of tracking the migratory birds and where some birds like to nest in the winter time. REALLY shitty job. Would you like to know how shitty? Exactly, precisely, where they are building the bridge is where all the wood stork and egrets would nest in the winter time. And I mean, exactly. One stretch of the bridge is about a mile long on SW 8th St in Miami. Every year, in the winter, hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of wood stork, egrets and what not would flock to the same location, year after year after year, and gather. It was a beautiful site to drive down SW 8th St in the winter and see the multitude of birds hanging out in the trees alongside the road.
But, see, “bird man” came out some time last year and apparently sat for an hour, saw no birds and declared that this area was perfectly fine to start building. Imbecile.
So they cut down all those trees that the birds used. They started ripping up the road, setting up concrete barriers, pouring concrete slabs and pillars for the bridge. And just what the hell do you think happened this winter? All those birds came back and were....confused. ? “Where be the trees?” Yes, for a day or two, they all perched on the concrete pillars for the bridge because THAT IS WHERE THEY USED TO COME IN THE WINTER WHEN THERE WERE TREES. This year? Those birds have already left. Isn’t that fucking nice. And I seriously doubt they are going to come back next year now that they have a concrete jungle with heavy machinery in place of their natural fucking habitat.
Good job, greenies!
Second, when you are working on a road in the Everglades, or in any wilderness area for that matter, you really don’t have to be bright to figure out that animals cross the road. This is what they do. They go from one side of the wilderness to the other, road or not. They don’t understand roads, all they know is that they want to go from this area to that area, over there. So perhaps it would NOT be a good idea to keep up a guardrail on one side of the road, allowing animals such as turtles, alligators, small mammals, to crawl under to pass over the road and then on the other side erect a fucking CEMENT BARRIER. You fucking DOLTS. Do you have any idea how many animals have been slaughtered this way? They go under the guard rail, like usual, cross the road and then “BAM!” “Oh shit...where did that come from? What is that? How the hell do I get to the other side? I’m confused. ?” And while they are trying to figure out what the fuck just happened, along comes a car and >slam!< no more turtle, no more alligator, no more possum. Fucking envirowheenies are really smart.
Third, you want to create jobs, asshole? Fuck the bridge. Hire a team of people to go along the road and clean out the culverts. THAT will help the water flow you insipid fucks. By the time they get done, they will have to start all over. Look at that, a permanent job and it didn’t cost the taxpayers 80 million dollars and didn’t kill off everything that used to live there.
Fourth, has any greenie shit head ever looked at that area? Let me try to describe it to you. Let’s say you are driving from Miami to Naples on SW 8th St. (Also known as HWY 41) On the right hand side is a canal. This is canal built by humans, (Army Corps of Engineers if I’m not mistaken.) There are many culverts as well as water sheds, (I guess they’re called), where Florida Water misManagement releases water in to the Everglades based on their calculations. (It used to mean sending a van of college interns to measure the water at various culverts and report back..now they’ve gone all high tech and have solar powered instruments that read the level and report back via computer system. Wheee!) If they feel one side has too much and the other side too little, they’ll either release water or hold it back depending on which side is more deserving, according to them. What this means is that in the winter time, the north side usually gets flooded and the south side has either very minimal water or is bone dry. Because the people who work at FL Water MISmanagement are morons.
Now, along the right hand side, just above the canal is a....wait for it....levee. So just how the fuck is a bridge going to help shit if there’s a) humans running the water flow show and b) a fucking levee holding the water from the north side to the south side? HOW?! EXPLAIN PLEASE!
Oh, let me guess...tear down the levee? Can’t. You see, there’s Mickosukee Indians that live on that right hand side. They have homes there. A casino. You cannot fucking tear the levee down. So all this bridge is, is an envirowheenies wet dream and all it has done is destroy the Everglades. And you and I get to pay for that. You don’t live in FL? That’s ok, I have to pay for a fucking dog park in CA that I’ll never use...thanks to St. Hope and Change. I’m so fucking proud of my fellow humans.
Anyway, this illustrates that the greenie footprint idiots do not think. They keep trying to ram this shit down our throats but if we say, “Now, wait a minute, if you do this, you’ll actually cause more damage to the environment”, they don’t want to hear it. They think you want to keep on destroying the earth. Because they are idiots.
So, gas prices. They are going up and up and up and up and up. Why? Is it because of the BP oil spill? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO! It’s NOT. Is it because of the war in the middle east? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO! It’s NOT.
Do you want to know what it is? I’ll tell you. It’s because those fucking idiots who are shoving carbon footprints and greenhouse and global worming and dying planet down our throats realize that indeed it IS too fucking expensive to buy a Prius or other bullshit car or build windmills or whatever. So what have they decided to do to fix that problem? Find a better solution? Find a way to cut costs? Find alternatives?
NO!
They’ve decided to make gas and oil as fucking expensive as humanly fucking possible so that one day their way of doing things won’t seem so outlandish in price. See, if we keep the gas and oil prices down, no one is going to buy in to that bullshit about being a greenie. Except morons. And they’ve realized that the majority of people are either a) NOT morons or b) can’t afford to BE morons so they keep pushing the prices UP. That way no one will want to buy gas or oil. We will stop being dependent on gas and oil because we cannot afford it.
Well hey, ho, here comes Al Green Gore with his fucking solution! Buy this car, use these windmills, use this battery, use solar power, blah blah blah because it will, eventually cost less than gas or oil. Not because gas and oil really IS that expensive, but because they want to line their fucking shitty assed political pockets, making them filthy assed rich and continuing to pull the strings on us puppets.
And we are so fucking stupid, we allow them to do this because some of us actually believe that what they are asking us to do is good for the planet. I am speechless to how stupid people can be. But I’ve learned, over the years, hell even at my work, if someone repeats something often enough whether there is any truth behind what they say or not, people will believe it. It can be the most ludicrous thing anyone has ever heard, make no sense whatsoever but, repeat it enough, the sheeple will believe. And those who keep repeating the lies are leading everyone to the slaughterhouse.
It slays me that people think we have evolved so much. “Oh we are so much smarter than people back in the olden days. Look what they believed back then! I would never fall for something that stupid!”
Kids, we still have snake oil sellers...and people still buy their product.
We still have townspeople who will turn on their neighbor and call them a witch and those accused are burned at the stake.
We are still just as fucking stupid as we were in the beginning. We never, ever learn from history. Ever.
