Saturday, July 12, 2008
Here's Your Broom, Barack HUSSEIN Osama
He’s going to need it for the sweeping generalizations that he makes.
What a condescending twat. I cannot believe that people are still having orgasms over him. The putz said, earlier this week, that all of us ignorant, trailer trash Americans, (not a quote...it was implied), need to learn how to speak different languages in order not to embarrass HIM and ourselves when we visit Europe. He states that we go over to Europe and can’t speak a lick of their language. HOWEVER! Alllllllllllllllll of the Europeans who come here, DO speak English. FURTHER, he states that those who come here to live will learn English.
Lying sack of shit!
Osama, I extend an invitation to you. You come here and take an air boat tour with me. I triple. dog dare you. I can’t tell you how many times I have taken a boat load of Europeans who don’t speak a lick of English. My aching ass they all speak English. They don’t understand a word anyone is saying and the counter people have to point to the display on the register so that these holy Europeans would know how much money they owed for a fucking Coke.
AND, Mr. I Don’t Even Speak Spanish My Hypocritical Self Osama, have you ever spent any length of time in Miami? Have you? You think the immigrants will learn English? Really? What fantasy unicorn and lollipop planet are you living on? You come down here and you spend one month in this city as a normal citizen and you will find out, very quickly, that thousands upon thousands in this city do not know any English even though they’ve been here for years. Decades!
They don’t have to learn English because this city caters to them. They require, in so many jobs, that one be bi-lingual. Now, let me explain...er, let me do it in Spanish so as not to offend, let me ‘splain to you what that means, Osamamouthbreather. That means that if you speak English as your native tongue, you damn well better learn some Spanish or you will not get that minimum wage job. HOWEVER! If you speak Spanish as your native language, then you’re good. You do not have to learn English even though you are in the United States of America. Bi-lingual goes ONE way.
I came here with an open mind. I had learned some Spanish in high school and I was looking forward to brushing up on my Spanish speaking skills and was going to learn more. But I’ll tell you what stopped me. The arrogance! The ARROGANCE of those who speak Spanish to those who do not. The fuck with you, assholes? You want to look down your nose at me because I do not speak Spanish yet you refuse to learn any English at all? I’m the asshole? Really! After six months of that, I said fuck it to the Spanish. I refuse to speak it and I refuse to learn more of it. Is that what you meant, Osama?
Do I want to know another language? Yes, out. of. interest. Not because I’m forced to learn it. When I lived in Germany I took two weeks of classes to learn enough to get around and then, as I met Germans, I had them teach me all kinds of words. I wasn’t fluent but I was getting there. Because I’m an ignorant asshole American who can only say, “Merci beaucoup”. Right. Now, in the 20 years since I’ve lived in Germany, I’ve not had to use that German one bit. In the job I have now, I choose to speak what German I do remember not because I have to, remember, all Europeans speak English, but because it makes the Germans laugh and I get tips. I am in the tourism industry. Most people are not and do not have any reason to learn a speck of German.
And that’s another point. I learned as much German as I did because I was in their country for three years. OUT OF RESPECT, I tried to learn as much as I could about their language. If I was only vacationing, I would not need to be fluent. I will learn a little bit so that I can get around and have some basic idea of what is going on but why do I need to be fluent if I’m only there for a few days?
But people come here to live and refuse to learn the language because they have no respect for this country and yet I’m supposed to cater to them because Osama might be embarrassed. Douche bag.
And, as Lucas pointed out, and is something I’ve said all along, has anyone bothered to compare the United States to one European country? If I lived in Washington state and we all spoke English and I then decided to drive down to California, a mere 8 hours away, and they all spoke French, then of course I would have learned to speak French. That is how it is in European countries. Traveling to another European country is no different than us traveling to a different state. The fact is, however, that all the states speak English so there is no need to be fluent in French or German or Spanish or Russian or Japanese. In Europe, you go from Germany to France in less time than it takes to get from Washington to California and the countries speak totally different languages.
Do you get the point, Assama?
Now. If I chose to live in another country, I would absolutely learn the language. Of course! But don’t give me that line of shit that Spanish speaking people come here and will learn it. Many do. Many do NOT. And those who do not have an hysterical hissy fit about it if you can’t understand them!. That would be like me choosing to live in France and refusing to learn French. Nooooooooo. I will speak English and look down my nose at you because you do not.
Osama is totally out of touch with reality. Pandering asshole that he is, he’s just trying to win votes from those who chose to come here from other countries to live. Is he that desperate for votes, is he that scared of losing that he would insult a population?
I cannot believe some clowns still think he’s the next messiah. Instead of groveling at his feet, “Oh, yes, Osama, you are right, we are the unwashed masses, we are so unworthy, we adore you!”, LISTEN to what this crayon is saying! His ghetto wife already stated, a few months ago, that for the first time in her life, THE FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE, she was proud of America, and Osama is acting that out.
We are SCREWED if he wins and anyone who votes for him, I say, right now, FUCK YOU very much.
