Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Joke For The Day

The Pope and Nancy Pelosi were standing together on a stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Mrs. Pelosi and said, “Did you know, that with a mere wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with excitement? Their joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but will go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice.”

Pelosi replied: “I seriously doubt, that with one wave of your hand, you can do that.  Prove it!”

The Pope raised his hand.....

...and backhanded the bitch.

The crowd went wild.