Friday, June 18, 2010
Not So Fast
Today, as I was leaving work, I noticed that some douche bag completely wrecked my car on the driver’s side while it was parked, in the parking lot, at work.
Do you know how fantastic that is to go to your car to go home, after a long ass day to find you can’t drive it because of some assmunch?
So, I called the cops. They came out and started a report. In the meantime, my boss started looking over the surveillance camera.
Oh yes! Mother fucker, we have cameras. And one of them is pointed in the parking lot. And it was faced in the direction of my parked car.
And we found out who fucking plowed in to my car. AND RAN!
A tour company. A tour van that comes out all the time, was caught on camera, plowing in to my car, and LEAVING THE SCENE!
The cop is going to charge him with hit and run. And things may get real fucking interesting because my boss wants me to allow the company to just “take care of the problem” while I’m thinking, “NO! I’m going through the insurance company.”
And I get to tell him this tomorrow. And he’ll be pissed. But I don’t care, I’m protecting myself. Besides, it’s too late, the cop already came out, saw the damage, saw the footage from the camera and is charging the guy with hit and run.
And shit will hit the fan.
Which is why I got drunk tonight for the first time in AGES! And is why I have had to type this damn post over a few times but whatevs Man!
I had just paid that car off.
And some fucking piece of shit plowed in to it and ran like a bitch.
But we caught you, mother fucker. ON FILM!
SUCK IT!
Tomorrow shall be interesting.
Passing out, ciao kids.
