Wednesday, November 03, 2010
Oh Goody!
As mentioned earlier, the hoodlums are about six months old now and RIGHT ON SCHEDULE, they are in what I call the “teenage gangly years” where they defy everything, refuse to listen, act like they’ve never heard that command before, test me, ignore me and basically point and laugh at me when I tell them to do something.
I’m so gottdamned thrilled I can’t even stand it.
I remember going through this with Pandora. Not only do they act like defiant teenagers…
Me: Shasta, hurry up!
Shasta: I HATE IT HERE!!!!!
Me: Shasta, hurry up!
Shasta: Screw you, you don’t own me! You’re not the boss of me!
They also put on dramatic shows worthy of an Academy Award:
Me: Alright, you don’t want to listen, back in to the crate.
Shasta: >SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!< You're killing me! Let me out! I've been in here forever!! Help me! Someone HELP ME! HELP!!!!! ME!!!!!!!
Me: Sigh. Assholes.
If I remember right, this should last a good couple of months. However, I didn't know as much last time as I do now so maybe it won't last as long. Although Sakari is currently in her crate throwing an all out fit because I'm killing her.
I so want them to be good so we can play and frolic and have fun times and cuddle and all that happy horseshit but, while they're acting like I'm severing limbs every time I ask them to do something, it's going to be "tough love" around here, kids.
It sucks. But it's necessary.
Asshole Hoodlum 1, Sakari:
Asshole Hoodlum 2, Shasta:
Do not be fooled by their “sweet” faces. They are LYING!
