Monday, June 08, 2009

Randomness

** Earlier today, my cat sneezed in my eye.  IN my eyeball. 

You just haven’t lived until something like that has happened to you.

** Observation I’ve made over time:  Why on earth do girls do this?  They’ll say something defending larger sizes but then totally bash that defense with their own words that follow.  Example:

“A size 14 is not large and even though I’m not that big, I don’t think it sets a good example for younger girls to say it is.”

Um, if you truly believed this, you wouldn’t need to point out that YOU are not a size 14.  I see this all the time.  “OMG, I can’t believe people think 160 pounds is fat.  I mean I only weigh 115 but still.”

Why don’t they just admit that what they are saying is this:  “I don’t think it’s fat but I also don’t want you to think I’m a size 14, 160 pound lard ass!  So stop telling young girls it’s fat even though I secretly think it is.”

Let me guess, some of your best friends are fat!

This random list may or may not be added to as the day wears on. 

Posted by Serenity at 05:00 PM
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