Saturday, June 21, 2008
She's Crazy
Hi people. This is Serenity, the cat. The actual cat that you see at the top of this page. That’s my picture. I think I’ve let that human girl hijack this blog long enough. I mean, it IS my blog isn’t it? It does say, “Serenity’s Journal” doesn’t it? That’s me! I’m Serenity. My space! And I have a few things to say about the crap I’ve put up with in this past year.
Number one: She’s obviously insane. There is nothing wonderful about storms. I do not like when the sky rumbles and lights up. Can’t she smell the danger? Why are humans so stupid? I have to make this quick because the sky is splitting apart right now and I need to get the good spot under the bed before Rani hogs it all up with her ridiculously striped self. Stripes. Tacky!
And that’s another thing...Rani. I wasn’t enough company for the human girl? She had to adopt this little pain in the butt? What for?! We don’t need her! I was being quite giving by allowing the human girl to sleep on the bed but now, apparently, I have to share it with this ghetto cat as well? I’m displeased. It’s only a queen sized bed....there’s not enough room.
Number thrice: Kittens. The farookin’ kittens. I really don’t mind them, per say, they don’t eat my food and I don’t have to share a litter box with them but! I have found my space limited because of them. Who do they think they are? All of a sudden, one day after they appeared, a door was built and put up to separate me and Rani from the other street cat the human girl calls, “Mama” and her batch of hoodlum midgets. Excuse me! I was here first! This is my house! Dang immigrants. Where are their papers? Are they legal? I have yet to see an alien card around here! And! AND! Not only have I lost about half of MY territory but I’m now subject to sharing the smaller space with that ghetto striped embarrassment, Rani. It wasn’t enough that I gave her a sliver of the bed? When will the indignities end?!
My birthday was earlier this month and this is what I get for being a good kitty all these years? All the cuteness, all the licks, all the affection I have given and I get this in return?
Oh that human girl has a lot of sucking up to do to me if she ever wants to get back in my good graces. Maybe one day she can let me run around outside OFF the leash for a change.
Rude!
