Monday, February 01, 2010
Simple Things
Who says you need to spend a lot of money to have a good time?
Do you know what makes me extremely happy? Brings me great joy? When tourists come out to take an air boat ride and get absolutely drenched because it begins raining, hard, while they are on tour. Especially when the weather forecast called for rain all day long. If they are too stupid to check the weather report before they come out, I will laugh, hysterically, at them.
And do you know what else brings me immense happiness?
Knowing that my co-workers are out there, as well, being slammed by the rain, sopping wet and not getting tips because the tourists blame us tour guides for the weather.
This joy is heightened when it’s my day off and I’m sitting at home, warm, comfortable and dry.
Much like I am right now.
Listening to the rain pouring against my roof and windows.
Aaaaah.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
