Monday, August 18, 2003
Toilet Terror
I'm sure the janitors are pleased with this invention but I still have my issues.LuxuryLoo.
Apparently, the lid and the seat will rise automatically. This is a good thing I suppose. And for the guy's? Remote Controls! There is also an LCD panel so that one may control.....uh...clean up in addition to a 5 stage, "rim-scouring cyclonic motion" that ensures the area is sparkling and shiny for the next individual.
What are my issues? Too many people do not wash their hands after using the bathroom as it is! It's bad enough that I have to go through various actions to avoid touching anything in the restroom with my bare hands but now they want me to punch in keys on an LCD keypad? How many Nasty. Dirty. Vile. hands have been touching that before me!? No. Freakin. Way.
Guess what? These are coming to the U.S. in a few months.
