Sunday, July 18, 2010
Wish I Banked Like Him, Too
So, I took a couple of samples from my blog, here and there, from the years and plugged each sample in to the “I Write Like” analyzer. This will tell you what great author you write like. I could not be more pleased with my results:
He’s only my favorite author. EVAH! I will devour his books when I see them and I did, at one time, own damn near every single book he ever wrote. Because he’s fucking awesome.
To be compared to him totally makes my day.
(And if any of you actually think I am taking this stupid analyzer that seriously, get the fuck off my site, now. I would hope that by now you would realize I’m not stupid and if you think I did take it seriously, and were getting ready to type me some comment about how this isn’t an accurate analyzer; it’s the same as those random quiz generators, then you need to go fuck off right this very second. Why the disclaimer? Because you wouldn’t believe some of the emails I get sometimes. So let me end this by adding this:
Some people out there think that I’m too stupid to get it when they don’t realize that they are too fucking stupid to know I already did.)
