Sunday, December 20, 2009
Ya Think?
Let’s see...it’s winter. I wonder what happens in winter in many parts of the country. I wonder. It happens, in many parts of the country, year after year after year and has been happening for centuries. What could it be?
Wait a minute...is it...snow? Does it snow in the winter time in many parts of the country, year after year after year?
Why yes! Yes it does!
And yet, every fucking year, people act like it has never snowed where they live, EVER! “Oh my God! We got 20 inches of snow!” Oh please. That’s not even two feet of snow. Big whoop.
“Oh Serenity, how easy for you to say, you live in Miami. What the hell do you know about snow?”
I know snow very well. I’ve shoveled a hell of a lot of snow in my lifetime and I’ve walked in the snow, driven in the snow, played in the snow, skied in the snow. I grew up with way more snow and ice than these pansie whiny bitches are seeing this year. Or last year when they cried about it. Or the year before. And will whine and carry on about next winter.
Look, kids. I’m going to let you in on a little secret: IN THE WINTER TIME, IT SNOWS!! Sometimes a lot, sometimes a little but it happens EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR! But it’s always the same people moaning and complaining about the snow that comes EVERY! WINTER!
“OH MY GOD! It’s snowing! Oh you just don’t know how rough we have it!”
Funny how you never hear Montana or North Dakota or most of Washington state, (we’ll skip Seattle since they are just as bad at the whining when they see one snow flake fall gently from the sky), Oregon, northern California, Utah, Colorado, Wyoming, etc piss, bitch and moan endlessly about the fucking snow.
“But they’re used to it!”
And so should the people on the east coast because they get it all the time as well. Shut. Up. about the snow.
