Thursday, January 21, 2010
YAWN!
Looks like everybody had important things to do today. I drove morons around today. Not all of them were morons but most of them were. And cheap ass bastards as well. Cheap ass bastard morons. That’s one hell of a combo and takes great patience to deal with these types all. day. long.
Thank God it’s over. Tomorrow is another day. Hyuck, hyuck.
Right now I’m eating hard boiled eggs and shelled peanuts for dinner. Very exciting meal choice. It’s on the expensive side of the menu in all the high end restaurants and I am having it right now. Seethe with envy, kids.
When I’m done with that, I’m going to spend the next 10 minutes getting the knots out of my hair.
Hey, I heard a joke: How do Germans tie their shoes?
In little knotsies.
My German co-worker thinks that’s hilarious.
I wish I was rich.
Update Every night I say the same thing: “I’m going to bed early tonight.” And every night I do no such thing. However, tonight, I’m going to bed early and that’s final. Stupid people are too exhausting. I have to get out of the hospitality/tourism industry because I seriously cannot take any more stupidity. And this industry? Man, you meet the DUMBEST fucking people on earth. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again...everyone should have to work at least, at the least, two years in a hospitality or tourism job. Then maybe people would stop being such fucking idiots.
Update Sometimes I just want to smack the teeth right out of people and their inSIPID questions. In the mornings, it’s still pretty cold...not horrifyingly cold but cold enough to warrant the work jacket we own. Especially because, as the captain of an airboat, I’m sitting high up in a seat and do not have a windshield or other passengers’ bulk to block cold wind from beating on me all day. Regardless of that situation, if I am feeling a bit chilly, I put on a jacket. If I am not feeling a bit chilly, I take that jacket off. I think we all learned this long, long ago. But apparently, some people in this world think I’m too fucking stupid to know how to care for myself.
So, today, I’m wearing my work coat because, again, I drove all day today and, again, it started off a little chilly this morning, especially, again, being the driver of said airboat way up high in the seat with no protection from said chilly wind. And at least for me, once I get chilled, I can be chilled the rest of the day.
At one point, as I’m tying up the boat at the end of a tour, one of the tourists asks me, “Aren’t you hot?”, referencing the fact that I’m wearing a coat.
This was a particularly shitty tour and the tourists were particularly shitty and boring and zombie like and really I just wanted the damn tour over with so I debated internally how to respond.
Evil won over.
I replied: “You know? I am but I can’t figure out how to fix that.”
She said, “Take off your coat.”
Me: “Take off my coat? Are you sure? I’ve heard that was just an old wives tale and that the actual process of removing the coat does not actually cool one down. Have you ever done it yourself?”
At this point I think she got the drift that I was fucking with her.
She didn’t tip me.
Bitch wasn’t going to anyway so it was worth it. Talk to me like I’m stupid, you’ll get the same in reply. Fucking idiots.
Alrighty then, with that, it’s time for me to hit the hay. Usual schmusual....clean litter boxes, wash hands, grab water bottle, peanut M&Ms, Kindle with “Under The Dome” by Stephen King and read and pop candy until I pass out.
My GOD my life is exciting!
