Monday, March 08, 2010

Where's The Hidden Camera?

Kids....sigh....this has to be a joke.  Seriously, this is like Candid Camera or some practical joke show and you’re all in on it....aren’t you!?

I have a story to share that would fully explain my neighbors but I’m just not sure how much “disgusting” you can handle.  What is your tolerance level, kids?  And I mean, gross, disgusting, I really did not need to know that, someone please erase my memory sort of story.

I have to share it with someone.  I cannot go through life with this information kept to myself.  But, I just don’t know what you all can take.  I know I can barely take it...hell, no, I can’t take it and this only drives me on towards getting the fuck out of here.

Nonetheless, I’ll share it only if you all can take it.  If I were Acidman, I’d just throw it out there and you would all have to suck it up and quit your sniveling about it but I’m not Acidman...I’m asking before I scrape your braincells from your head.