Thursday, March 25, 2004
You'll Go Blind!
Hurry! Before it’s too late!
Save yourself from..............YOURSELF!
[blood curdling scream]
The horror! This could save your life! Act now! No, wait! Don’t act now, just lay there. NO! Don’t do that! Get up! Get out of the house and be with other people! HURRY BEFORE YOU CATCH YOURSELF MASTURBATING AGAIN!
Avoid people, situations, pictures or reading materials that might create sexual excitement.
In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken...
No one is safe! Don’t EVER be alone! And watch your back.....actually, don’t watch your back! Don’t look at yourself at all! EVER! Forget you even exist! Just stop touching yourself!
[hilarious link lifted from Forget Your Fears]
